"Hauns aff, John!" exclaimed Mr Callender--their old grudge fanning
the flame of that hostility which was at this moment rapidly
increasing in the bosoms of both the gentlemen, as he gave Mr
Anderson sundry energetic tugs and twists, with a view of putting him
_hors de combat_. "Hauns aff, neebor!" he said. "Hauns aff, if ye
please, till we ken wha has the rich' o' this bisiness, and what it's
a' aboot."
"Pu' doon their pride, Tam!--pu' doon their pride!" exclaimed Mrs
Calender, who, although intently engaged at the moment in tearing out
a handful of her opponent's hair, was yet aware of the reinforcement
that had come to her aid. "Pu' doon their pride, Tam. Tak a claught
o' John's nichtkep. The limmer says they're better able to afford
ane than we are."
While Mrs Callender was thus expressing the particular sentiments
which occupied her mind at the moment, John Anderson had turned round
to resent the liberty which the former had taken of collaring him;
and this resentment expressed, by collaring his assailant in turn.
The consequence of this proceding was a violent struggle, which
finally ended in a close stand-up fight between the male combatants,
who both showed great spirit, although, not a great deal of science.
John Anderson, in particular, had a fitting antagonist in Tom
Callender, and the battle was so even between them that the other
combatants with one consent paused to watch the struggle. As
neither, however, seemed likely to be the conqueror, the fight again
became general--the wives having quitted their holds of each other,
and flown to the rescue of their respective husbands, now much in
need of some wifely comfort. They were thus all bundled together in
one indiscriminate and unintelligible melée. One leading object or
purpose, however, was discernible on the part of the female
combatants. This was to get hold of the red nightcaps--each that of
her husband's antagonist; and, after a good deal of scrambling, and
clutching, and pouncing, they both succeeded in tearing off the
obnoxious head-dress, with each a handful of the unfortunate wearer's
hair along with it. While this was going on, the conflicting, but
firmly united mass of combatants, who were all bundled, or rather
locked together in close and deadly strife, was rolling heavily,
sometimes one way, and sometimes another, sometimes ending with a
thud against a partition, that made the whole house shake, sometimes
with a ponderous lodgment against a door, which, unable to resist the
shock, flew open, and landed the belligerents at their full length on
the floor, where they rolled over one another in a very edifying and
picturesque manner.
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