"See, there," said Mrs Anderson, either not heeding, or not hearing
John's remark. "See, there," she said, holding up a fragment of one
of the broken vessels, "there's the end o' my bonny cheeny jug, that
I was sae vogie o', and that hadna its neebor in braid Scotland."
And a tear glistened in the eye of the susceptible mourner, as she
contemplated the melancholy remains, and recalled to memory the
departed splendours of the ill-fated tankard. Quietly dashing,
however, the tear of sorrow aside, both her person and spirit assumed
the lofty attitude of determined vengeance; and, "_she'll_ rue this,"
she now went on, "if there be ony law or justice in the kingdom.
It'll be a dear jug to _her_, or my name's no what it is."
Equally indignant with his wife at the assault and battery committed
by the Callenders, but less talkative, John sat quietly ruminating on
the events of the evening, and, anon, still continuing to raise his
hand, at intervals, to his mangled countenance. With the same
taciturnity, he subsequently assisted Mrs Anderson to throw the
collected fragments of the broken dishes into a hamper, and to carry
and deposit said hamper in an adjoining closet, where, it was
determined, they should be carefully kept, as evidence of the extent
of the damage which had been sustained.
In the meantime, neither Mrs Thomas Callender nor Mr Thomas Callender
felt by any means at ease respecting the crockery catastrophe.
Although feeling that it was a mere casualty of war, and an
unforeseen and unpremeditated result of a fair and equal contest,
they yet could not help entertaining some vague apprehension for the
consequences. They felt, in short, that it might be made a question
whether they were not liable for the damage done, seeing that they
had intruded themselves into their neighbour's house, where they had
no right to go. It was under some such awkward fear as this that Mr
Callender, who had also obtained an evasive account of the cause of
quarrel, said, with an unusually long and grave face to his wife, on
their gaining their own house, and holding at the same time a
handkerchief to his still bleeding and now greatly swollen proboscis--
"Yon was a deevil o' a stramash, Mirran. I never heard the like o't.
It was awfu. I think I hear the noise o' the crashin' plates and
bowls in my lugs yet."
"Deil may care! Let them tak it!" replied Mrs Callender,
endeavouring to assume a disregard of consequences which she was
evidently very far from feeling. "She was aye owre vain o' her
crockery; so that better couldna happen her."
"Ay," replied her husband; "but yon smashing o't was rather a serious
business."
"It was just music to my lugs, then," said Mrs Callender, boldly.
"Maybe," rejoined her husband, "but I doot we'll hae to pay the
piper. They'll try't ony way, I'm jalousin."
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