"Tuts, law or no law," replied Mrs Callender, impatiently--"I ken
what's justice and common-sense; an' that's eneuch for me. An'
justice I'll hae, Tam," she continued, with such an increase of
excitement as brought on the usual climax in such cases, of striking
one of her clenched hands on her open palm--"An' justice I will hae,
Tam, on thae Andersons, if it's to be had for love or money."
"We'll try't ony way," said her husband, folding up the summonses,
and putting them carefully into his breeches-pocket. "Since it has
come to this, we'll gie them law for't."
In the spirit and temper of bold defiance expressed in the preceding
colloquy, Mr Callender and his wife awaited the day and hour
appointed for their appearance in the Sheriff-Court at Glasgow. This
day and hour in due time came, and, when it did, it found both
parties, pursuers and defenders, in the awful presence of the judge.
Both the ladies were decked out in their best and grandest attire,
while each of their husbands rejoiced in his Sunday's suit. It was a
great occasion for both parties. On first recognising each other,
the ladies exchanged looks which were truly edifying to behold. Mrs
Anderson's was that of calm, dignified triumph; and which, if
translated into her own vernacular, would have said, "My word, lass,
but ye'll fin' whar ye are noo." Mrs Calender's, again, was that of
bold defiance, and told of a spirit that was unconquerable--game to
the last being the most strongly marked and leading expression, at
this interesting moment, of her majestic countenance. Close beside
where Mrs Anderson sat, and evidently under her charge, there stood
an object which, from the oddness of its appearing in its present
situation, attracted a good deal of notice, and excited some
speculation amongst those present in the Court, and which
particularly interested Mrs Callender and her worthy spouse. This
was a hamper--a very large one. People wondered what could be in it,
and for what purpose it was there. They could solve neither of these
problems; but the reader can, we dare say. He will at once
conjecture--and, if he does so, he will conjecture rightly--that the
hamper in question contained the remains of the smashables spoken of
formerly at some length, and that it was to be produced in Court, by
the pursuers, as evidence of the nature and extent of the damage done.
The original idea of bringing forward this article, for the purpose
mentioned, was Mrs Anderson's; and, having been approved of by her
husband, it had been that morning carted to the Courthouse, and
thereafter carried to and deposited in its present situation by the
united exertions of the pursuers, who relied greatly on the effect it
would produce when its lid should be thrown open, and the melancholy
spectacle of demolished crockery it concealed exhibited.
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