The Fable of the Bees; Or, Private Vices, Public BenefitsMandeville, Bernard
Philosophy
The Fable of the Bees; Or, Private Vices, Public Benefits
Mandeville, Bernard
Charity-schools -- Early works to 1800; Ethics -- Early works to 1800; Virtue -- Early works to 1800
There are a thousand wretches that are always working the marrow out
of their bones for next to nothing, because they are unthinking and
ignorant of what the pains they take are worth: while others who are
cunning, and understand the true value of their work, refuse to be
employed at under rates, not because they are of an unactive temper,
but because they will not beat down the price of their labour. A
country gentleman sees at the back side of the Exchange a porter
walking to and fro with his hands in his pockets. Pray, says he,
friend, will you step for me with this letter as far as Bow-church,
and I will give you a penny? I will go with all my heart, says the
other, but I must have twopence, master; which the gentleman refusing
to give, the fellow turned his back, and told him, he would rather
play for nothing than work for nothing. The gentleman thought it
an unaccountable piece of laziness in a porter, rather to saunter
up and down for nothing, than to be earning a penny with as little
trouble. Some hours after he happened to be with some friends at a
tavern in Threadneedle-street, where one of them calling to mind that
he had forgot to send for a bill of exchange that was to go away with
the post that night, was in great perplexity, and immediately wanted
some body to go for him to Hackney with all the speed imaginable. It
was after ten, in the middle of winter, a very rainy night, and all
the porters thereabouts were gone to bed. The gentleman grew very
uneasy, and said, whatever it cost him, that somebody he must send;
at last one of the drawers seeing him so very pressing, told him
that he knew a porter, who would rise, if it was a job worth his
while. Worth his while, said the gentleman very eagerly, do not
doubt of that, good lad, if you know of any body, let him make what
haste he can, and I will give him a crown if he be back by twelve
o'clock. Upon this the drawer took the errand, left the room, and in
less than a quarter of an hour, came back with the welcome news that
the message would be dispatched with all expedition. The company in
the mean time, diverted themselves as they had done before; but when
it began to be towards twelve, the watches were pulled out, and the
porter's return was all the discourse. Some were of opinion he might
yet come before the clock had struck; others thought it impossible,
and now it wanted but three minutes of twelve, when in comes the
nimble messenger smoking hot, with his clothes as wet as dung with
the rain, and his head all over in a bath of sweat. He had nothing
dry about him but the inside of his pocket-book, out of which he took
the bill he had been for, and by the drawer's direction, presented
it to the gentleman it belonged to; who, being very well pleased
with the dispatch he had made, gave him the crown he had promised,
while another filled him a bumper, and the whole company commended his
diligence. As the fellow came nearer the light, to take up the wine,
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