“I dare say you read quantities of bad novels,” she observed.
“Well, I like Monsieur Beaucaire and Kim better’n anything I’ve
read lately,” said her bewildering pupil, “Say, who was Pico della
Mirandola?”
“I don’t think I can talk about the Renascence in Winchester choir,”
Olive choked and took him away.
Save for the studied clarity of voice he showed no theatrical traits.
He resented the sign of The Plume of Feathers beside the West Gate
because “it spoiled the wall.” He asked if the Butter Cross was a well
and bought several postcards at a shop where the squared panes arrested
him. Olive made conjectures. She was twenty-six. She had known actors
in some bulk. This wasn’t an actor, observably. She guided him back
toward the college and through a swarm of lads in flannels. At these
Mark looked and sighed.
“Why that sob?”
“Dunno. I s’pose because kids are havin’ such an awful good time and
don’t know it. I mean--they’ll get married and all that.”
“Are you married?”
Mark said cheerfully, “Divorced.”
“Tell me about it.”
“D--don’t think I’d better, Mrs. Ilden.”
“Is that American?”
“Is--is what?”
“That delicate respect for my sensibilities.”
“Don’t know what you mean exactly. I had to divorce Cor--my wife and
I’d rather not talk about it.”
Olive felt alarmed. She said, “I’m supposed to tutor you in art and
ethics and I’m merely trying to get your point of view, you know? Don’t
look so shocked.”
“I don’t see what my gettin’ divorced has to do with art and ethics....
Oh, was this man Leighton a better painter’n Whistler?”
His questions ranged from the salary of canons to professional cricket.
He wore a small and single pearl in his shirt at dinner, sat eating
chastely and stared at Olive between the candles that made his grey
eyes black in the brown of his face. The parlour-maid brought him the
silver bowl of chutney three unnecessary times. He timidly corrected
Olive’s views on farm labour in the United States with, “I’m afraid
you’re wrong. I was brought up on a farm.”
“Really? I was wondering.”
“Fayettesville. It’s up in the woods behind Trenton. Say, what’s the
Primrose League?”
For a week Olive tried to outline this mentality. He plunged from
subject to subject. Economics wearied him. “What’s it matter what kind
of a gover’ment you have so long as folks get enough to eat and the
kids ain’t--don’t have to work?” Religion, he said, was all poppycock.
His “papa” admired Robert Ingersoll and “What’s it matter whether folks
have souls or not?”
“You’re a materialist,” she laughed.
“Well, what of it?”
“I’m trying to find out what your ethical standards are. Why don’t you
cheat at poker?”
“Because it ain’t fair. It’s like stealin’ a man’s wife.”
“Some one stole your wife, didn’t he?”
Mark finally chuckled. “You’d hardly call it stealing. She just walked
off when she knew I’d--heard about it.”
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