“She’s an actress,” Mark stammered, hoping the boy wouldn’t go on, and
Carlson came in, his yellow face splotched as though he’d been walking
fast.
“That Rand squirt been here?” he yelled at Mark.
“Yes. Why?”
“I passed him. What’s he want?”
“Me to meet her.”
“You goin’ to?”
“Guess I better, Mr. Carlson.”
Carlson jabbed Gurdy’s stomach with his cane and panted, “I can tell
you what she wants and don’t you listen to it, neither. She’s had a
fight with Billy Loeffler. He won’t put this whelp she married in her
comp’ny. I bet she quits Loeffler. Her show’s no good, anyhow. Well, I
won’t take her on. She’s a second rater. She’s an onion. I won’t have
her for nothin’. Don’t you get sentymental about Cora Boyle any more,
son!”
“You needn’t worry,” said Mark, patting Gurdy’s ear.
Gurdy sat up and inquired, “Is that the Cora Boyle grandpapa says was
a loose footed heifer?” So Carlson broke into screaming mirth. Mark
flushed and mumbled, sent the boy away and scowled respectfully at his
partner. Sometimes Carlson’s crude amusement stung him.
“For God’s sake don’t talk of her in front of the kids, sir!”
“All right, son. Goin’ to let Gurdy come to the show tonight?”
“Not much!”
The old man lounged into a chair and jeered at his fosterling. Mark’s
horror diverted him. He yapped, “Still think it’s a dirty show, do you?”
“Yes.... Oh, dunno! If there was anything to the slop but that second
act, I wouldn’t care. Nothing but Sappho over again. Old as the hills.”
“What’s new in the show business, son?”
“The Merry Widow is,” Mark laughed, “and you wouldn’t buy it. Savage
is bringing it in week after next. They were playing the music at
Rector’s last night.--Look here, the set for the last act’s all wrong,
still. Those green curtains--”
“You and your sets! God,” said Carlson, “you’d ought to’ve been a scene
painter!”
“I wish I could be, for about one week!” Mark let a grievance loose,
slapping his leg. “These people make me sick! You tell them you want
something new and they trot out some sketch of a room that every one’s
seen for twenty years. They never think of--”
“You ain’t ever satisfied! You act like scenery made a show--”
Mark sighed, “Well, we’re not giving the public its moneysworth with
this piece. The scenery’s--mediocre.--Come up and see Margot.”
The old man poked Margot’s doll with a shaking thumb and called her
Maggie to see her scowl, like Mark. The little girl’s solemn vanity
delighted him. He was also delighted by Gurdy who became an embodied
sneer when Mark fondled Margot. The boy watched Mark kiss this female
nuisance then walked haughtily out of the library and set to work
banging the piano in the upper playroom.
“All you need’s a wife and a mother-in-law and you’d have a happy
home,” Carlson said when Mark let him out of the front door.
“Think I haven’t?”
“I suppose you have. Ain’t any truth in this that you’re goin’ to marry
that Monroe gal?”
“No. I gave her a ring, last week. I suppose she’s been airing it.”
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