But Crafticus replied--"There was a storm up there last night, and the
gander was covered with snow--in my eyes he was white."
Old Primeval looked perplexed and annoyed.
But king Muffler laughed and his mane shook. "Crafticus is clever,"
said he. "I know something myself about the case, nevertheless call
for witnesses."
"There is but one witness, O king, and that is the gander's widow."
"Call her," said the king.
"Stupidify, come to the front," cried the counsellor.
The green goose waddled up before the king, napped her wings, cackled,
and screamed hysterically.
"Be silent, you idiot, don't you see the king?" Primeval shouted
between her cries.
"Where?" replied the goose, looking around her confused.
"There," said Primeval emphatically, pointing his emerald club at
Muffler's nose.
"Oh yes, I think I see him," cried the goose through her tears. "But I
thought the king was like my lovely husband. Oh dear me," and she
cried bitterly.
King Muffler cast his eyes down towards her with pity and contempt.
"Stupidify," said Primeval gravely, "was there a fall of snow last
night?"
"What? What?" enquired the goose.
"Are you deaf, you silly creature?" cried Primeval angrily. "Was there
not a fall of snow last night?" He wanted to frighten her into saying
there was, for he thought the king admired the fox and wished him to
escape.
"Be patient, be patient," said king Muffler, "my counsellor's conduct
should be dignified. Be gentle with the poor widow."
"Pardon me, O king," replied Primeval bowing low. Then turning to the
goose he enquired,
"Are you deaf, dear?"
"Yes, sir," answered she, and receiving such sympathy she screamed
loudly; which was rather annoying to Muffler's ears, for they jerked as
if wasps were at their tips.
When the goose quieted down, Primeval asked: "You don't think of course
there was any snow last night, my dear?" He wanted to coax her to say
there wasn't, for he now thought the king was in her favor.
"I don't remember," answered Stupidify; and Primeval scratched his head
in disgust, while the king gave a muffled laugh.
"O king Muffler," said Primeval, "I can proceed no further, for the
green goose is no use as a witness. Is the explanation given by
Crafticus satisfactory? Does he go free?"
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