Science fiction; Short stories; Television -- Fiction
June was a person with a knack for making you think of something else
no matter what crisis you were embroiled in. In the elevator, Archy
slipped an arm around her. "I've got an idea," he whispered.
"I'll scream," she warned, "and this shaft is like a megaphone."
"That's not the idea--anyway, an elevator is too cramped. My idea is;
let's get married when this is over."
"Hmmm." She twisted back provocatively. "I've got another idea--give me
a raise and I might think about it."
"That's what you said the last three times, and now you're drawing a
thousand a week."
"And worth every buck of it."
"True, true. If I didn't pay you what you're worth, professionally,
some other outfit would steal you."
"You think I'd pull out just for a raise?"
"You'd be nuts if you didn't. Look, June--if you married me, a thousand
a week would be nothing--peanuts."
She laughed, throaty but tinkling, a brook flowing through chimes. "And
you wonder why I won't marry you. My friend, I won't marry you until
you figure out _why_ I won't."
The elevator stopped before he could ask for explanations. They found
Otto among his machines, seated at a table. There were sheets of paper
on it. There was also a small, furry body.
"Okay, Otto--when do we get a scrambler on? I've got the great American
public snowed, but I can't hold 'em forever."
"We just found the trouble," said Otto, brushing the hair off his
forehead. "It's crazy." He picked up the furred object. "A mouse got
into the auxiliary and shorted it."
"Number one," said Archy. "Tomorrow I fire the maintenance staff.
Mice--in my studio! Number two--how soon can you have a scrambler
going?"
"Fifteen minutes," said Otto proudly.
"Make it ten. Buzz me in the studio. We'll cut right into the program."
Back in the elevator, Archy crowed. "That's it, Baby--Archy House in
action, everything taken care of."
"No credit for Otto?"
"You kidding. Otto's smart enough to work for me, but I'm smart enough
to hire him. So who's smartest?" He juggled the mouse in his hand,
reflectively. "Without me, Otto'd be nowhere. Somebody else'd have his
idea. The smart guys are the promoters, chick. Why not marry one?"
She snorted wordlessly. He tossed the mouse in his palm and suddenly
swore.
"I hurt your feelings, promoter?"
"Look at this mouse!"
She eyed him quizzically.
"This mouse never crawled into any scrambler," said Archy. "It was
stuck in there, dead, and I've been sabotaged. It has a broken neck."
The elevator stopped, the door slid back, and Archy's mind left the
mouse. It was as though a mirror had popped up before him. He was
staring at a nattily-dressed, cocky replica of himself.
"Don't worry, about anything, Mac," said the projection. "I'll have
things tight in a jiffy."
"My God," said June. "The monitor sets were on. Projections must be
all over the studio."
"Hi, chick," said the projection. "Come on up to the office; there's
some things to talk about."
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