The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Highland Place” was the name given to this cross-street by the
speculative land company that “developed” it, and they did not call it
“Waverley Place” because they had already produced a “Waverley Place” a
block below. Both “Places” were lined with green-trimmed small white
houses, “frame” or stucco; and although the honeymoon suggestion was
architecturally so strong, as a matter of fact most of the inhabitants
held themselves to be “settled old married people,” some of the couples
having almost attained to a Tin Wedding Anniversary.
The largest of the houses in “Highland Place” was the “hollow-tile and
stucco residence of Mr. and Mrs. George M. Sullender.” Thus it had been
defined, under a photographic reproduction, with the caption “New
Highland Place Sullender Home,” in one of the newspapers, not long after
the little street had been staked out and paved; and since the
“Sullender Home” was not only the largest house but the first to be
built in the “Place,” and had its picture in the paper, it naturally
took itself for granted as being the most important.
Young Mrs. William Sperry, whose equally young husband had just bought
the smallest but most conspicuously bride-and-groom cottage in the whole
“Place,” was not so deeply impressed with the Sullender importance as
she should have been, since the Sperrys were the newcomers of the
neighbourhood, had not yet been admitted to its intimacies, and might
well have displayed a more amiable deference to what is established.
“No,” Mrs. Sperry said to her husband, when they got home after their
first experience of the “Place’s” hospitality, a bridge-party at the
Sullenders’—“I just can’t stand those people, Will. They’re really
_awful_!”
“Why, what’s the matter with ’em?” he inquired. “I thought they were
first rate. They seemed perfectly friendly and hospitable and——”
“Oh, yes! Lord and Lady of the Manor entertaining the tenantry! I don’t
mind being tenantry,” young Mrs. Sperry explained;—“but I can’t stand
the Lord-and-Lady-of-the-Manor style in people with a nine-room house
and a one-car garage.”
“It may be one-car,” her husband laughed; “but it has two stories. They
have a chauffeur, you know, and he lives in the upstairs of the garage.”
“So that entitles the Sullenders to the Manor style?”
“But I didn’t notice any of that style,” he protested. “I thought they
seemed right nice and cordial. Of course Sullender feels that he’s been
making quite a success in business and it naturally gives him a rather
condescending air, but he’s really all right.”
“He certainly was condescending,” she grumbled, and went on with some
satire: “Did you hear him allude to himself as a ‘Realtor?’”
“Well, why shouldn’t he? He _is_ one. That’s his business.”
“My Lord the Realtor!” Mrs. Sperry cried mockingly. “There ought to be
an opera written called ‘Il Realtor’ like the one there used to be with
the title ‘Il Janitor.’ Those are such romantic words! ‘Toreador,’
‘Realtor,’ ‘Humidor’——”
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