The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Do you keep taffeta or—or lamp-shades?” Daisy asked of the barber
nearest the door.
This was a fat coloured man, a mulatto. He had a towel over the jowl and
eyes of his helpless customer, and standing behind the chair, employed
his thumbs and fingers in a slow and rhythmic manipulation of the man’s
forehead. Meanwhile he continued an unctuous monologue, paying no
attention whatever to Daisy’s inquiry. “I dess turn roun’ an’ walk away
little bit,” said the barber. “’N’en I turn an’ look ’er over up an’
down from head to foot. ‘Yes,’ I say. ‘You use you’ mouth full freely,’
I say, ‘but dess kinely gim me leave fer to tell you, you ain’t got
nothin’ to rouse up no int’est o’ _mine_ in you. I make mo’ money,’ I
say, ‘I make mo’ money in a day than whut Henry ever see in a full year,
an’ if you tryin’ to climb out o’ Henry’s class an’ into mine——’”
“Listen!” Daisy said, raising her voice. “Do you keep taffeta or——”
“Whut you say?” the barber asked, looking coldly upon her and her
companion.
“We’re out shopping,” Daisy explained. “We want to look at some——”
“Listen me,” the barber interrupted. “Run out o’ here. Run out.”
Daisy moved nearer him. “What you doin’ to that man’s face?” she asked.
“Nem mine! Nem mine!” he said haughtily.
“What were you tellin’ him?” Daisy inquired. “I mean all about Henry’s
class an’ usin’ her mouth so full freely. Who was?”
“Run _out_!” the barber shouted. “Run _out_!”
“Well, I declare!” Daisy exclaimed, as she and Elsie followed his
suggestion and emerged from the shop. “It’s just this same way whenever
I go shopping! I never _can_ find the things I want; they act almos’
like they don’t care whether they keep ’em or not.”
“It’s dreadful!” Elsie agreed, and, greatly enjoying the air of
annoyance they were affecting, they proceeded on their way. No one would
have believed them aware that they were being followed; and neither had
spoken a word referring to Master Coy; but they must have understood
each other perfectly in the matter, for presently Daisy’s head turned
ever so slightly, and she sent a backward glance out of the very tail of
her eye. “_He’s still comin’!_” she said in a whisper that was ecstatic
with mirth. And Elsie, in the same suppressed but joyous fashion, said:
“Course he is, the ole thing!” This was the only break in their manner
of being the busiest shoppers in the world; and immediately after it
they became more flauntingly shoppers than ever.
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