The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
As for Laurence, his curiosity was now almost equal to his bitterness.
The visit to the drug-store he could understand, but that to the
barber-shop astounded him; and when he came to the shop he paused to
flatten his nose upon the window. The fat mulatto barber nearest the
window was still massaging the face of the recumbent customer and
continuing his narrative; the other barbers were placidly grooming the
occupants of their chairs, while two or three waiting patrons, lounging
on a bench, read periodicals of a worn and flaccid appearance. Nothing
gave any clue to the errand of Laurence’s fair friends; on the contrary,
everything that was revealed to his staring eyes made their visit seem
all the more singular.
He went in, and addressed himself to the fat barber. “Listen,” he said.
“Listen. I want to ast you somep’m.”
“Dess ’bout when she was fixin’ to holler,” the barber continued, to his
patron, “I take an’ slap my money ri’ back in my pocket. ‘You talk ’bout
tryin’ show me some _class_,’ I say. ‘Dess lem me——’”
“Listen!” Laurence said, speaking louder. “I want to ast you somep’m.”
“‘Dess lem me tell you, if you fixin’ show me some class,’” the barber
went on; “‘if you fixin’ show me some class,’ I say. ‘Dess lem me tell
you if——’”
“_Listen!_” Laurence insisted. “I want to ast you somep’m.”
For a moment the barber ceased to manipulate his customer and gave
Laurence a look of disapproval. “Listen _me_, boy!” he said. “Nex’ time
you flatten you’ face on nat window you don’ haf to breave on nat glass,
do you? Ain’ you’ folks taught you no better’n go roun’ dirtyin’ up nice
clean window?”
“What I want to know,” Laurence said: “—What were they doin’ in here?”
“What were who doin’ in here?”
“Those two little girls that were in here just now. What did they come
here for?”
“My goo’nuss!” the barber exclaimed. “Man’d think barber got nothin’ do
but stan’ here all day ’nanswer questions! Run out, boy!”
“But, listen!” Laurence urged him. “What were they——”
“Run out, boy!” the barber said, and his appearance became formidable.
“Run _out_, boy!”
Laurence departed silently, though in his mind he added another outrage
to the revenge he owed the world for the insults and mistreatments he
was receiving that morning. “I’ll show you!” he mumbled in his throat as
he came out of the shop. “You’ll wish you had some _sense_, when I get
through with you, you ole barber, you!”
Then, as he looked before him, his curiosity again surpassed his sense
of injury. The busy shoppers were just coming out of a harness-shop,
which was making a bitter struggle to survive the automobile; and as
they emerged from the place, they had for a moment the hasty air of
ejected persons. But this was a detail that escaped Laurence’s
observation, for the gestures and chatter were instantly resumed, and
the two hurried on as before.
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