The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
No doubt as he began that greatest period in his whole career, half an
hour later, he thought seriously of a pair of blue eyes in a white
kitchen;—seven hundred and fifty dollars, with a competent Swedish wife
to take care of it and perhaps set up a little shop that would keep her
husband out of mischief and busy—— But there the thought stopped short
and his expression became one of disillusion: the idea of orderliness
and energy and profit was not appetizing. He had seven hundred and fifty
dollars in his pocket; and Tuttle knew what romance could come to him
instantly at the bidding of this illimitable cash: he knew where the big
crap games were; he knew where the gay flats and lively ladies were; he
knew where the fine liquor gurgled—not White Mule; he knew how to find
the lights, the lights and the music!
Forthwith he approached that imperial orgy of one heaped and glorious
week, all of high-lights, that summit of his life to be remembered with
never-failing pride when he went back, after it was all over, to his
limousine and the shavings.
It was glorious straight through to the end, and the end was its perfect
climax: the most dazzling memory of all. He forgave automobiles, on that
last day, and in the afternoon he hired a splendid, red new open car,
with a curly-haired chauffeur to drive it. Then driving to a large
hardware store he spent eighteen dollars, out of his final fifty, upon
the best lawn-mower the store could offer him. He had it placed in the
car and drove away, smoking a long cigar in a long holder. Such was his
remarkable whim; and it marks him as an extraordinary man.
That nothing might be lacking, his destiny arranged that Mrs. Pinney was
superintending Tilly in the elimination of dandelions from the front
yard when the glittering equipage, to their surprise, stopped at the
gate. Seated beside the lawn-mower in the tonneau they beheld a superb
stranger, portly and of notable presence. His pearl-gray hat sat amiably
upon his head; the sleeves of his fawn-coloured overcoat ran pleasantly
down to pearl gloves; his Van Dyke beard, a little grizzled, conveyed an
impression of distinction not contradicted by a bagginess of the
eyelids; for it is strangely true that dissipation sometimes even adds
distinction to certain types of faces. All in all, here was a man who
might have recalled to a student of courts some aroma of the entourage
of the late King Edward at Hombourg. There was just that about him.
He alighted slowly—he might well have been credited with the gout—and
entering the yard, approached with a courteous air, being followed by
the chauffeur, who brought the lawn-mower.
“Good afternoon, lady and Tilly,” he said, in a voice unfortunately
hoarse; and he removed his pearl-gray hat with a dignified gesture.
They stared incredulously, not believing their eyes.
“I had a little trouble with your lawn-mower, so I up and got it fixed,”
he said. “It’s the same one. I took and got it painted up some.”
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