The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Laurence piteously entreated them to call Hossifer away; but the latter
was cold to their rather sketchy attempts to gain his attention.
However, they succeeded in making him more excited, and he began to bark
furiously, in a bass voice. Having begun, he barked without
intermission, so that with Hossifer’s barking, Willamilla’s relentless
wailing, and the joyous shouting of Daisy and Elsie, Laurence might well
despair of making himself heard. He seemed to rave in a pantomime of
oral gestures, his arms and hands being occupied.
A man wearing soiled overalls, with a trowel in his hand, came from
behind a house near by and walking crossly over the lawn, arrived at the
picket fence beside which stood the abandoned wagon.
“Gosh, I never _did_!” he said, bellowing to be audible. “Git away from
here! Don’t you s’pose nobody’s got no _ears_? There’s a sick lady in
this house right here, and she don’t propose to have you kill her! Go on
git away from here now! Go on! I never _did_!”
Annoyed by this labourer’s coarseness, Elsie and Daisy paused to stare
at him in as aristocratic a manner as they could, but he was little
impressed.
“_Gosh_, I never did!” he repeated. “Git on out the neighbourhood and go
where you b’long; you don’t b’long around here!”
“I should think _not_,” Daisy agreed crushingly. “Where _we_ live, if
there’s any sick ladies, they take ’em out an’ bury ’em!” Just what she
meant by this, if indeed she meant anything, it is difficult to imagine,
but she felt no doubt that she had put the man in his ignoble and proper
place. Tossing her head, she picked up the handle of the wagon and moved
haughtily away, her remarkably small nose in the air. Elsie went with
her in a similar attitude.
“Go on! You hear me?” The man motioned fiercely with his trowel at
Laurence. “Did you hear me tell you to take that noise away from here?
How many more times I got to——”
“My gracious!” Laurence interrupted thickly. “_I_ doe’ want to stay
here!”
He feared to move; he was apprehensive that Hossifer might not like it,
but upon the man’s threatening to vault over the fence and hurry him
with the trowel, he ventured some steps; whereupon Hossifer stopped
barking and followed closely, but did nothing worse. Laurence therefore
went on, and presently made another attempt to place Willamilla upon the
pavement—and again Hossifer supported the ladies’ theory that he wanted
Laurence to keep Willamilla.
“_Listen!_” Laurence said passionately to Hossifer. “_I_ never did
anything to you! What’s got the matter of you, anyway? How long I got to
keep all this _up_?”
Then he called to Elsie and Daisy, who were hurrying ahead and
increasing the distance between him and them, for Willamilla’s weight
made his progress slow and sometimes uncertain. “Wait!” he called. “Can’
chu _wait_? What’s the _matter_ of you? Can’ chu even _wait_ for me?”
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