The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
But they hurried on, chattering busily together, and his troubles were
deepened by his isolation with the uproarious Willamilla and Hossifer.
Passers-by observed him with hearty amusement; and several boys, total
strangers to him, gave up a game of marbles and accompanied him for a
hundred yards or so, speculating loudly upon his relationship to
Willamilla, but finally deciding that Laurence was in love with her and
carrying her off to a minister’s to marry her.
He felt that his detachment from the rest of his party was largely
responsible for exposing him to these insults, and when he had shaken
off the marble-players, whose remarks filled him with horror, he made a
great effort to overtake the two irresponsible little girls.
“_Hay!_ Can’ chu _wait_?” he bawled. “Oh, my good-_nuss_! For heavenses’
sakes! Dog-_gone_ it. Can’ chu _wait_! _I_ can’t carry this baby _all_
the way!”
But he did. Panting, staggering, perspiring, with Willamilla never
abating her complaint for an instant, and Hossifer warning him fiercely
at every one of his many attempts to set her down, Laurence struggled
on, far behind the cheery vanguard. Five blocks of anguish he covered
before he finally arrived at Elsie Threamer’s gate, whence this
unfortunate expedition had set out.
Elsie and Daisy were standing near the gate, looking thoughtfully at
Willamilla’s grandmother, who was seated informally on the curbstone,
and whistling to herself.
Laurence staggered to her. “_Oh_, my! Oh, _my_!” he quavered, and would
have placed Willamilla in her grandmother’s arms, but once more Hossifer
interfered—for his was a mind bent solely upon one idea at a time—and
Laurence had to straighten himself quickly.
“Make him _quit_ that!” he remonstrated. “He’s done it to me more than
five hunderd times, an’ I’m mighty tired of all this around here!”
But the coloured woman seemed to have no idea that he was saying
anything important, or even that he was addressing himself to her. She
rolled her eyes, indeed, but not in his direction, and continued her
whistling.
“Listen! _Look!_” Laurence urged her. “It’s Willie Miller! I wish he was
dead; _then_ I wouldn’t hold him any longer, I bet you! I’d just throw
him away like I ought to!” And as she went on whistling, not even
looking at him, he inquired despairingly: “My goodness, what’s the
_matter_ around here, anyways?”
“_Elsie!_” a voice called from a window of the house.
“Yes, mamma.”
“Come in, dear. Come in quickly.”
“Yes’m.”
She had no more than departed when another voice called from a window of
the house next door, “Daisy! Come in right away! Do you hear, Daisy?”
“Yes, mamma.” And Daisy went hurriedly upon the summons.
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