The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
He grew red. He was seeing a tiny, unkempt cottage in the outskirts of
Wayne, poor, even for that modest little town. He was seeing a bent,
gaunt old laborer in jeans, smoking a pipe on the doorsill; he was
seeing, in the kitchen-dining-room-sitting-room-parlor, disclosed by the
open door, a stout, aggressive-looking laborer's wife in faded calico,
doing the few thick china dishes in dented dishpan on rickety old table.
"Yes," said he, with not a trace of sincerity in his ashamed,
constrained voice, "I wish so, too."
She understood; she felt sorry for him, proud of herself. Was it not
fine and noble of her thus to condescend? "But there are your brothers
and sisters," she went graciously on. "I must meet them some time."
"Yes, some time," said he, laboriously pumping a thin, watery pretense
of enthusiasm into his voice.
She had done her duty by his dreadful, impossible family. She passed
glibly to other subjects. He was glad she had had the ladylike tact not
to look at him during the episode; he wouldn't have liked any human
being to see the look he knew his face was wearing.
In the press of agitating events, both forgot the incident--for the
time.
CHAPTER XXI
A SWOOP AND A SCRATCH
When Molly Stillwater heard that Margaret and her "wild man" had gone
into the woods for their honeymoon she said: "Rita's got to tame him and
train him for human society. So she's taken him where there are no
neighbors to hear him scream as--as--" Molly cast about in her stock of
slang for a phrase that was vigorous enough--"as she 'puts the boots'
to him."
It was a shrewd guess; Margaret had decided that she could do more
toward "civilizing" him in those few first weeks and in solitude than in
years of teaching at odd times. In China, at the marriage feast, the
bride and the groom each struggle to be first to sit on the robe of the
other; the idea is that the winner will thenceforth rule. As the Chinese
have been many ages at the business of living, the custom should not be
dismissed too summarily as mere vain and heathenish superstition. At any
rate, Margaret had reasoned it out that she must get the advantage in
the impending initial grapple and tussle of their individualities, or
choose between slavery and divorce. With him handicapped by awe of her,
by almost groveling respect for her ideas and feelings in all man and
woman matters, domestic and social, it seemed to her that she could be
worsted only by a miracle of stupidity on her part.
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