The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
It may not speak well for Arkwright's capacity for emotion, but it
certainly speaks well for his amiability and philanthropy that doing
these things for Craig had so far enlisted him that he was almost as
anxious as the fluttered and flustered bridegroom himself for the
success of the adventure. He wished he could go along, in disguise, as a
sort of valet and prime minister--to be ever near Josh to coach and
advise and guide him. For it seemed to him that success or failure in
this honeymooning hung upon the success or failure of Craig in
practising the precepts that for Grant and his kind take precedence of
the moral code. He spent an earnest and exhausting hour in neatly and
carefully writing out the instructions, as Craig had requested. He
performed this service with a gravity that would move some people to the
same sort of laughter and wonder that is excited by the human doings of
a trained chimpanzee. But Craig--the wild man, the arch foe of
effeteness, the apostle of the simple life of yarn sock and tallowed
boot and homespun pants and hairy jaw--Craig accepted the service with
heartfelt thanks in his shaking voice and moist eye.
Thus the opening of the honeymoon was most auspicious. Craig, too much
in awe of Margaret to bother her, and busy about matters that concerned
himself alone, was a model of caution, restraint and civility. Margaret,
apparently calm, aloof and ladylike, was really watching his discreet
conduct as a hawk watches a sheltered hen; she began to indulge in
pleasant hopes that Joshua's wild days had come to an abrupt end. Why,
he was even restrained in conversation; he did not interrupt her often,
instantly apologized and forebore when he did; he poured out none of his
wonted sophomoric diatribes, sometimes sensible, more often inane, as
the prattle of a great man in his hour of relaxation is apt to be. She
had to do most of the talking--and you may be sure that she directed her
conversation to conveying under an appearance of lightness many valuable
lessons in the true wisdom of life as it is revealed only to the
fashionable idle. She was careful not to overdo, not to provoke, above
all not to put him at his ease.
Her fiction of ill health, of threatened nervous prostration, also
served to free her from an overdose of his society during the long and
difficult days in that eventless solitude. He was all for arduous tramps
through the woods, for excursions in canoe under the fierce sun. She
insisted on his enjoying himself--"but I don't feel equal to any such
exertion. I simply must rest and take care of myself." She was somewhat
surprised at his simplicity in believing her health was anything but
robust, when her appearance gave the lie direct to her hints and
regrets. While he was off with one of the guides she stayed at camp,
reading, working at herself with the aid of Selina, revolving and
maturing her plans.
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