The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
Margaret debated. Said Lucia, "When she comes so soon after lunch she's
always in a frightful mood. She comes then to make a row because,
without her after-lunch nap, she's hardly human and can be more--more
fiendish."
"I'll not see her," declared Margaret.
"Oh, yes, you will," said Lucia. "Grandmother always has her way."
Margaret turned to the maid. "Tell her I had just gone to my room with a
raging headache."
The maid departed. Margaret made a detour, entered the house by the
kitchen door and went up to her room. She wrenched off blouse and skirt,
got into a dressing sacque and let down her thick black hair. The
headache was now real, so upsetting to digestion had been the advent of
Madam Bowker, obviously on mischief bent. "She transforms me into a
raging devil," thought Margaret, staring at her fiercely sullen
countenance in the mirror of the dressing table. "I wish I'd gone in to
see her. I'm in just the right humor."
The door opened and Margaret whisked round to blast the intruder who had
dared adventure her privacy without knocking. There stood her
grandmother--ebon staff in gloved hand--erect, spare body in rustling
silk--gray-white hair massed before a sort of turban--steel-blue eyes
flashing, delicate nostrils dilating with the breath of battle.
"Ah--Margaret!" said she, and her sharp, quarrel-seeking voice tortured
the girl's nerves like the point of a lancet. "They tell me you have a
headache." She lifted her lorgnon and scrutinized the pale, angry face
of her granddaughter. "I see they were telling me the truth. You are
haggard and drawn and distressingly yellow."
The old lady dropped her lorgnon, seated herself. She held her staff out
at an angle, as if she were Majesty enthroned to pass judgment of life
and death. "You took too much champagne at those vulgar Burkes last
night," she proceeded. "It's a vicious thing for a girl to do--vicious
in every way. It gives her a reputation, for moral laxity which an
unmarried woman can ill-afford to have--unless she has the wealth that
makes men indifferent to character.... Why don't you answer?"
Margaret shrugged her shoulders. "You know I detest champagne and never
drink it," said she. "And I don't purpose to begin, even to oblige you."
"To oblige me!"
"To give you pretext for contention and nagging and quarreling."
Madam Bowker was now in the element she had been seeking--the stormy sea
of domestic wrangling. She struck out boldly, with angry joy. "I've long
since learned not to expect gratitude from you. I can't understand my
own weakness, my folly, in continuing to labor with you."
"That's very simple," said Margaret. "I'm the one human being you can't
compel by hook or crook to bow to your will. You regard me as unfinished
business."
Madam Bowker smiled grimly at this shrewd analysis. "I want to see you
married and properly settled in life. I want to end this disgrace. I
want to save you from becoming ridiculous and contemptible--an object of
laughter and of pity."
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