The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
save our friends, and get rid of Craig, whom everybody will blame--the
damned, bumptious, sophomoric blow-hard!"
What excuse did Stillwater make to himself for himself in this course of
seeming treachery and assassination? For, being a man of the highest
principles, he would not deliberately plan an assassination as an
assassination. Why, his excuse was that the popular clamor against the
men "who had built up the Western country" was wicked, that he was
serving his country in denying the mob "the blood of our best citizens,"
that Josh Craig was a demagogue who richly deserved to be hoist by his
own petar. He laughed with patriotic glee as he thought how "Josh, the
joke" would make a fool of himself with silly, sophomoric arguments,
would with his rude tactlessness get upon the nerves of the finicky old
Justices of the Supreme Court!
As Craig had boasted right and left of the "tear" he was going to make,
and had urged everybody he talked with to come and hear him, the small
courtroom was uncomfortably full, and not a few of the smiling,
whispering spectators confidently expected that they were about to enjoy
that rare, delicious treat--a conceited braggart publicly exposed and
overwhelmed by himself. Among these spectators was Josh's best friend,
Arkwright, seated beside Margaret Severence, and masking his
satisfaction over the impending catastrophe with an expression of
funereal somberness. He could not quite conceal from himself all these
hopes that had such an uncomfortable aspect of ungenerousness. So he
reasoned with himself that they really sprang from a sincere desire for
his friend's ultimate good. "Josh needs to have his comb cut," thought
he. "It's sure to be done, and he can bear it better now than later. The
lesson will teach him a few things he must learn. I only hope he'll be
able to profit by it."
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