The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel — John Shaqi
The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
Grant suspected from his tone that this forgetfulness was an
affectation. "You know very well what her name is," said he irritably.
"What a cheap affectation."
Josh countered and returned magnificently: "I remember her face
perfectly," said he. "One shares one's name with a great many people, so
it's unimportant. But one's face is one's own. I remember her face very
well indeed--and that gorgeous figure of hers."
Grant was furious, thought Craig's words the limit of impertinent
free-spokenness. "Well, what of it?" said he savagely.
"I like her," replied Josh condescendingly. "But she's been badly
brought up, and is full of foolish ideas, like all your women here. But
she's a thoroughbred."
"Then you like her?" observed Arkwright without enthusiasm.
"So-so. Of course, she isn't fit to be a wife, but for her type and as a
type she's splendid."
Arkwright felt like kicking him and showed it. "What a bounder you are
at times, Josh," he snapped.
Craig laughed and slapped him on the back. "There you go again, with
your absurd notions of delicacy. Believe me, Grant, you don't understand
women. They don't like you delicate fellows. They like a man--like me--a
pawer of the ground--a snorter--a warhorse that cries ha-ha among the
trumpets."
"The worst thing about what you say," replied Arkwright sourly, "is that
it's the truth. I don't say the women aren't worthy of us, but I do say
they're not worthy of our opinion of them.... Well, I suppose you're
going to try to marry her"--this with a vicious gleam which he felt safe
in indulging openly before one so self-absorbed and so insensible to
subtleties of feeling and manner.
"I think not," said Craig judicially. "She'd play hell with my politics.
It's bad enough to have fights on every hand and all the time abroad.
It'd be intolerable to have one at home--and I've got no time to train
her to my uses and purposes."
Usually Craig's placid conviction that the universe existed for his
special benefit and that anything therein was his for the mere formality
of claiming it moved Arkwright to tolerant amusement at his lack of the
sense of proportion and humor. Occasionally it moved him to reluctant
admiration--this when some apparently absurd claim of his proved more or
less valid. Just now, in the matter of Margaret Severence, this
universal overlordship filled him with rage, the more furious that he
realized he could no more shake Josh's conviction than he could make the
Washington monument topple over into the Potomac by saying, "Be thou
removed." He might explain all the obvious reasons why Margaret would
never deign to condescend to him; Josh would dismiss them with a laugh
at Arkwright's folly.
He hid his rage as best he could, and said with some semblance of genial
sarcasm: "So all you've got to do is to ask her and she's yours?"
Craig gave him a long, sharp, searching look. "Old man," he said
earnestly, "do you want her?"
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