The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
"That, of course." Josh accepted these amendments with serene
seriousness. "And Miss Severence isn't fit for the job. She has some
brains--the woman kind of brains. She has a great deal of rudimentary
character. If I had the time, and it were worth while, I could develop
her into a real woman. But I haven't, and it wouldn't be worth while
when there are so many real women, ready made, out where I come from.
This girl would be exactly the wife for you, though. Just as she is,
she'd help you mince about from parlor to parlor, and smirk and jabber
and waste time. She's been educating for the job ever since she was
born." He laid his hand in gracious, kindly fashion on his friend's
shoulder. "Think it over. And if you want my help it's yours. I can show
her what a fine fellow you are, what a good husband you'd make. For you
are a fine person, old man; when you were born fashionable and rich it
spoiled a--"
"A superb pram-trundler," suggested Arkwright.
"Precisely. Be off now; I must work. Be off, and exhibit that wonderful
suit and those spotless white spats where they'll be appreciated." And
he dismissed the elegantly-dressed idler as a king might rid himself of
a favorite who threatened to presume upon his master's good humor and
outstay his welcome. But Arkwright didn't greatly mind. He was used to
Josh's airs. Also, though he would not have confessed it to his inmost
self, Josh's preposterous assumptions, by sheer force of frequent and
energetic reiteration, had made upon him an impression of possible
validity--not probable, but possible; and the possible was quite enough
to stir deep down in Arkwright's soul the all but universal deference
before power. It never occurred to him to suspect there might be design
in Craig's sweeping assertions and assumptions of superiority, that he
might be shrewdly calculating that, underneath the ridicule those
obstreperous vanities would create, there would gradually form and
steadily grow a conviction of solid truth, a conviction that Joshua
Craig was indeed the personage he professed to be--mighty, inevitably
prevailing, Napoleonic.
This latent feeling of Arkwright's was, however, not strong enough to
suppress his irritation when, a few days later, he went to the
Severences for tea, and found Margaret and Josh alone in the garden,
walking up and down, engaged in a conversation that was obviously
intimate and absorbing. When he appeared on the veranda Joshua greeted
him with an eloquent smile of loving friendship.
"Ah, there you are now!" he cried. "Well, little ones, I'll leave you
together. I've wasted as much time as I can spare to-day to frivolity."
"Yes, hurry back to work," said Arkwright. "The ship of state's wobbling
badly through your neglect."
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