“I know that story’s true,” continued Castleton. “Old Lord Furzeby, who
was Master at that time, and had been hunting the county for twenty
years, told me it himself; and said he’d never seen anything like it.
However, he called next day on her father, and then Ffrench did put a
stop to the hunting. He wouldn’t quite stand that.”
“Well?” said Jacynth, after a pause.
“Well, that’s just a specimen of the way she was brought up. But there
were worse things than the hunting, a deuced sight.”
“What things?” growled Jacynth, flashing a dark side glance at his
companion’s round rubicund face.
“I--upon my soul, I think they may be all summed up in one
word--flirtation! Of all the outrageous, audacious, insatiable little
flirts that ever were born for the botheration of mankind, I suppose
Fenella Ffrench is about the completest specimen.”
“Poor mankind!” sneered Jacynth, drawing down the corners of his mouth.
“My dear fellow, she began when she was in short frocks. I’ve no doubt
the man where she bought her hoops and dolls was in love with her. And
when she began to grow up it was a general massacre.”
“Not of the innocents, however,” muttered Jacynth.
“Ffrench’s place was in Hampshire, not quite out of reach by a drive
from Portsmouth, although it was a long pull by road. And before she
was sixteen, Fenella had bowled over the whole garrison. I believe
the local chemist expected a wholesale order for prussic acid the day
her engagement to Frank Onslow was announced,” said his fat little
lordship, chuckling at his own wit.
“Where did she meet him?”
“At a garrison ball in Portsmouth. It was supposed to be a case of love
at first sight. Regular Romeo-and-Juliet business, don’t you know?”
“Oh! she loved him?” said Jacynth, between his set teeth.
“God knows! she said she did, any way; and made him believe it. As for
him, he was desperately mashed.”
“And so--and so they married, but didn’t live happy ever after.”
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