The Fifteen Comforts of Matrimony: Responses from Men — John Shaqi
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The Fifteen Comforts of Matrimony: Responses from Men
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English literature -- 18th century; Erotic literature, English
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THE
Fifteen Comforts
OF
MATRIMONY.
OR,
Looking glass for all Those who
have Enter'd in that Holy and Comfortable State.
herein are sum'd up all those Blessings that attend
a Married Life.
_Dedicated to Batchelors and Widdowers._
_London._ Printed in the Year, 1706.
The Fifteen Comforts of Matrimony.
_The First Comfort of Matrimony._
Happy were Man, when born as free as Air,
Did he that freedom as he ought, prefer;
But the first Thing he sets his Heart upon,
Is to be Married, and to be undone:
On some young _Girl_ he casts his wanton Eyes,
And wooes her with fine Complements and Toys.
But that's not all--he grows in Love at last,
And is impatient till those Joys he taste:
Nor do's the wishing Virgin disagree,
In what she longs to taste as well as he;
Married they are--no Couple for a while
Enjoy such Pleasure, Fortune seems to smile:
But all's a Dream, from which in time they wake,
And now their Breasts of other Cares partake:
She grows true Woman, sullen, proud, and high,
Complains he keeps her not accordingly,
To what she brought--wants This rich Thing, and That
Until she runs him o'er Head and Ears in Debt,
That in a Gaol he's forc'd to end his Life,
The first great Comfort flowing from a Wife.
_The Second Comfort of Matrimony._
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