The Fifth Form at Saint Dominic's: A School StoryReed, Talbot Baines
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The Fifth Form at Saint Dominic's: A School Story
Reed, Talbot Baines
Boarding schools -- England -- Juvenile fiction; Boys -- Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction
"Now you can go, sir!" and without another word he led the small youth,
down whose face trickled a dozen tiny streams of black, making it look
very like a gridiron, to the door, and there gently but firmly handed
him into the passage. The wretched youth flew off to proclaim his
sorrows to his confederates, and vow vengeance all over Tadpole and
Guinea-pig-land against his tormentor and the new boy, who was the
author of all his humiliation.
Pembury meanwhile returned to Stephen. That young gentleman had felt
his belief in Pembury's authority somewhat shaken by this unusual mode
of punishment, but the Fifth Form boy soon reassumed his ascendency. He
produced from his pocket a paper, and thus addressed Stephen: "Dr
Senior regrets that he should be absent at such an important time in the
history of Saint Dominic's as the day of your arrival, Master
Greenfield, but he will be back to-morrow. Meanwhile, you are to occupy
yourself with answering the questions on this paper, and take the
answers to the head master's study at ten to-morrow. Of course you will
not be so dishonourable as to show the questions to any one, not even
your brother, or attempt to get the slightest help in answering them.
Good-bye, my boy. Don't trouble to stare at my left leg, if it _is_
shorter than the other. Good-bye."
Poor Stephen felt so confused by the whole of this oration, particularly
the last sentence, which made him blush scarlet with shame, that for
some time after the lame boy had hobbled off he could not bring himself
to look at the paper. At last, however, he took it up.
This, then, was the awful examination paper which was to determine his
position at Saint Dominic's, or else expose his ignorance to the scorn
of his masters. How he wished he was on the other side of it, and that
the ordeal was over!
"Question 1. Grammar. Parse the sentence, `Oh, ah!' and state the
gender of the following substantives: `and,' `look,' `here.'"
Stephen scratched his head and rubbed his eyes. This was not like
anything he had learned at home. They must learn out of quite different
books at Saint Dominic's.
"Question 2. History--"
"Hullo," thought Stephen, "they don't give many questions in grammar;
that's a good job."
"Question 2. History. Whose daughter was Stephen the Second, and why
was he nicknamed the `Green?'"
Stephen laughed. He had found out a mistake in his examiners.
"`Daughter,' the paper said, should be `son' of course. Funny for Dr
Senior to make such a slip," thought he.
"Question 3. History and Geography. Who built England? and state the
latitude and longitude of Saint Dominic's, and the boundaries of Gusset
Weir."
"_However_ am I to know?" murmured Stephen, in despair. "I was never
here before in my life. Oh, dear, I shall _never_ pass!"
"Question 4. Compound Theology. Give a sketch of the rise and history
of the Dominicans from the time of Herod the Conqueror to the death of
Titmus."
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