The Fifth Form at Saint Dominic's: A School Story — John Shaqi
The Fifth Form at Saint Dominic's: A School StoryReed, Talbot Baines
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The Fifth Form at Saint Dominic's: A School Story
Reed, Talbot Baines
Boarding schools -- England -- Juvenile fiction; Boys -- Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction
This notice, even with the patronising postscript, would have passed
without comment, as Sixth Form notices usually did, had not some
audacious hand ventured to alter a word and make the subject of debate,
instead of "That the present age is degenerate," read "That the present
Sixth is degenerate." Who the perpetrator of this outrage might be was
a mystery, but the alteration was quite enough to render the notice very
amusing to many of the readers, especially the Fifth Form boys, and very
terrible to others, especially the small boys, who looked nervous and
guilty, and did not dare by the slightest sign to join in the mirth of
their irreverent seniors. Most of the assembly agreed that "there would
be a row about it," with which assurance they passed on to the next
notice.
"Wanted, a Smart Fag. No Tadpoles or Guinea-pigs need apply. Horace
Wraysford, Fifth Form."
"Bravo, Horatius!" said Ricketts. "A lucky young cub it will be that he
takes on," added he, turning to a group of the small boys near. "He'll
do your sums and look over your exercises for you like one o'clock.
Ugh! though, I suppose every man Jack of you is a Tadpole or a Pig?"
Tadpoles and Guinea-pigs, I should say, were the names given to two
combinations or clubs in the clannish Junior School, the mysteries of
which were known only to their members, but which were not regarded with
favour by the older boys.
As no one answered this charge, Ricketts indulged in a few general
threats, and a few not very complimentary comments on the clubs in
question, and then returned to the notice board, which contained two
more announcements.
"Cricket Notices. To-morrow will be a final big practice, when the
elevens for the `A to M _versus_ N to Z' match on the 25th will be
chosen. `Sixth _versus_ School' will be played on the 1st proxo. The
School Eleven will be selected from among players in the two above
matches."
"A private meeting of the Fifth will be held this afternoon at 4.30 to
discuss an important matter."
"Hullo!" said Bullinger, looking up at the clock, "it's half-past now!
Come along, Rick."
And the two demagogues disappeared arm-in-arm down the passage, followed
by the admiring glances of the juniors, who spent the next half-hour in
wondering what could be the important matter under consideration at the
private meeting of the Fifth. The universal conclusion was that it had
reference to the suppression of the Tadpoles and Guinea-pigs--a
proceeding the very suggestion of which made those small animals tremble
with mingled rage and fear, and sent them off wriggling to their own
quarters, there to deliberate on the means of defence necessary to
protect themselves from the common enemy.
The meeting in the Fifth, however, was to consider a far more important
subject than the rebellious clubs of the Junior School.
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