“Pleasure, hey?” queried Caleb. “That’s what _they_ called it?”
Hawarden flushed painfully, as at some not wholly glad memory.
“Never mind thinkin’ up a comeback,” grinned Caleb. “Us two don’t speak
quite the same language. My mistake. Now,” dropping into the office
manner habitual to him, “What do you want? I take it you’re not makin’
a round of social calls an’ choosin’ this for the first stoppin’ place.
What can I do for you? Come to the point quick, please. I’m li’ble to
be pretty busy to-day.”
Hawarden smiled back in an engaging fashion that held no hint of fear.
For this, Caleb again felt somewhat drawn to him.
“I’m on a horribly cheeky errand,” began the youth, “And, to tell
you the truth, I’m scared stiff. I came to speak to you on a rather
delicate subject.”
“I never saw the ‘delicate subject’ that wasn’t the better for being
dragged out into the fresh air. Get to the point, son. I’m busy.”
“I am here, sir,” said the boy with a labored formality that spoke of
much rehearsal, “to speak to you of Miss Desirée Shevlin. You are her
guardian, I understand.”
Caleb’s glare of utter and displeased astonishment checked the speaker
for the briefest instant. But, swallowing hurriedly, he continued his
set speech:
“I have the honor--the undeserved honor, sir,--to request your leave to
ask Miss Shevlin to be my wife.”
It was out! Hawarden relaxed the knuckle-whitening grip of his fists.
His forehead grew moist. So did his palms. Nor did Caleb’s attitude
lessen the awkwardness of the moment. With open mouth the Fighter sat
staring at his guest. At last he found words--just a few of them.
“Well I’ll be damned!” he sputtered.
“It seems to me,” said Hawarden, taking new hold of his sliding
courage. “It seems to me a more honorable thing to ask your
consent,--as Miss Shevlin’s guardian--before daring to offer myself to
her.”
“Son!” observed Caleb, profoundly, “If you had a little more sense
you’d be half-witted!”
The boy got to his feet.
“It is your right, I suppose,” he answered stiffly, “to insult me. You
are an older man than I, and I come to you as an applicant for--”
“You read all that in a book,” snorted Caleb. “Cut it out and get down
to sense. No one’s insultin’ you and no one’s stompin’ on your buddin’
dignity. You can’t wonder I was took aback when you sprung that mine
on me. I ain’t up in the by-laws an’ constitootion of p’lite s’ciety.
If it’s the usual thing to come over with a line of talk like you just
got out of your system--, why I’m sorry if I acted rough. There! Now,
sit down and talk sense. So it’s the custom to ask a girl’s guardian
before askin’ _her_? Nice, ree-fined idee. But I guess if ev’rybody did
it there wouldn’t be a terrible lot of work for the marriage license
clerks. An’--why, you’re just a _kid_!” he broke out. “What in blazes
are you babblin’ about marryin’ for? Desirée’s--”
“I shall be twenty-two next month!” answered the boy proudly. “I think
I am entitled to be treated as a man. Not a--”
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