“No,” he continued, forestalling Standish’s perplexed reply, “I ain’t
been so neighborly as I should. You’ve been around here to see me
several times, now.--An’ I’ve never once returned any of your visits.
It’s about up to me to come to see you. When’ll I come?”
“Why--by all means! By all means!” declared Standish with effusion.
“Come and lunch with me, some day,--shall we say, at the Pompton Club?
Why not to-day? I shall be delighted. If--”
“I don’t go out to lunch,” objected Conover. “Haven’t time. But I’d be
glad to eat dinner with you.”
“Certainly. Why, of course. Any evening you say. The chef we have now
at the Pompton Club--”
“I don’t want to dine at the Pompton Club,” said Caleb sulkily.
“At the Arareek, then. We’re both members there. What evening--?”
“Nor the Arareek, neither,” answered Caleb, “Eatin’ food with a man at
his club ain’t what I call bein’ neighborly. I’ll just drop around on
you for a home dinner some evenin’. I’ll like that better.”
“Why, ye--es,” coincided Standish, with all the cordiality he could
muster against the shock, “That will be delightful. Certainly. Some
evening when--”
“How’d Friday evenin’ of this week suit you?” asked Caleb, breaking in
on the loosely strung speech of his guest.
“Friday?” echoed Standish, taken aback. “Why, why my family are to be
at home that evening!”
White spots leaped into view at either side of Caleb’s close shut lips,
and something lurid flamed far back in his eyes. Had Blacarda--in his
hospital room at the Capital--seen that look, he might have suffered
relapse. But Standish was near-sighted,--except in the eyes,--and the
expression passed unnoticed.
“I know your fam’ly’s to be home that night,” said Conover in a
curiously muffled voice. “Also there’s a dinner party you’re givin’.
An’ a musicle afterward. Twelve guests to the dinner. ’Bout two hundred
to the musicle. I’m comin’ to both.”
“But my dear Mr. Conover!” cried Standish with forced gaiety. “You
don’t quite see the point--Much as I--and all of us--would be delighted
to have you as our guest at dinner that night, yet the laws of a dinner
party are unpleasantly--perhaps ridiculously--rigid. For instance,
this is to be a dinner for twelve. An extra man would spoil the
balance--and--” with sudden inspiration--“it would make thirteen. So
many people are foolishly superstitious! I confess, I am, for one. Now
the next evening would--”
“The next evenin’,” said Conover, “you an’ your fam’ly are booked for
the Hawarden’s theatre party. I read about it in the _Star_. You’d
excuse yourself an’ stay at home an’ dine alone with me. An’ that’d be
about as merry as a morgue for both of us. No, I’m comin’ Friday;--if
you’ll be so good as to ask me.”
“But I’ve just told you--”
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