_Knap_. To hang up in _Westminster-Hall_, and make the Lawyers stare off their Briefs;--But the Harmony of sounding a Retreat,--to hug my self with two Arms, and walk substantially upon both my Pedestals, or the health of Mind in lying sick at _Amsterdam_. _Col_. Ay, here's a sorry Rascal, that lags always behind, and is afraid to look Death i'the Face. _Knap_. Why, really, Sir, 'tisn't manners to march before the _Colonel_; and upon a warm Engagement, I have heard you talk musically of good Conduct. Besides, that Mr._ Death_ is but a Hatchet-face Beau, so lean, and wither'd like an old Dutchess, or a Doctor o' Physick, I had as live see the Devil. Sir _Har_. But when the Lines are forc'd, the Enemy slain, and the Placs loaded with rich Plunder.-- _Knap_. None so nimble, none so valiant, none so expert as your very humble Servant _Nehemiah Knapsack_. _Col_. But, who are the raigning Beauties o'the Age? What Favours will they grant a Soldier after a hard Campaign, fatiguing Marches, desp'rate Attempts, and narrow Escapes, to preserve them from Rapine, Violence, and Slav'ry, that they may laugh away the Day in gay Diversions, and pass the silent Night in silver Slumbers on their Downy Beds? Sir _Har_. Just as many Favours as you have Money or _Mechlin_ Lace to purchase: Women apprehend not the Danger of War, and therefore have no Notion of Gratitude. _Coll_. Oh! The thoughts of scatt'ring small Shot among the sparkling Tribe, to feast my Senses upon dear Variety, have ev'ry Day a new dazling Beauty, and ev'ry Hour to taste the Joys of Love. Sir _Har_. Don't fancy, _Collonel_, because you have beat the _French_ you must conquer all the Ladies; there are Women that dare resist you boldly, will exact your Courage beyond attacking a Fortress, and maintain a hotter Engagement. _Col._ If you mean Women of the Town, some of 'em wou'd give a Man a warm Reception--Yet I long to be traversing the _Park_, ogling at the Play, peeping up at Windows, and ferreting the Warren o' _Covent-Garden_, till I seize on some skittish dapper Doxie, whose pretty black Eyes, dimpling Cheeks, heaving Breasts, and soft Caresses, wou'd melt a Man--for half a Guinea. _Knap_. How I long too, to wheedle in with some Buxom Widow, that keeps a Victualling-House, to provide me with Meat, Drink, Washing and Lodging--to find out some delicious Chamber-Maid, that will pawn her best Mohair-Gown, sell even her Silver-Thimble, and rob her Mistress to shew how truly she loves me; or intrigue with some Heroick Sempstress, that will call me her _Artaxerxes_, her _Agamemnon_, and give me six new Shirts. Sir _Har_. And now the tedious Summer is elaps'd, and Winter ushers in neglected Joys; Armies march home victorious from the Field, Ladies from Parks and Plains that mourn'd their absence; a Croud of Pleasures glut the varying Appetite, and Friends long absent meet with gayest Transports.