There was a soft clapping of hands as she sat down.
“That’s the right spirit, Madam President,” said the lady who had made
the motion. “Let us frankly own up to this spirited woman that we see
this thing as we never saw it before, and that we are debtors to her
for the awakening.”
“Madam President,”--this was the donor of one of the vests, who was
under an abiding sense of gratitude that nobody knew it,--“I will
add to the cloak which Mrs. Caffrey has so generously donated a new
overcoat for the minister. I give it as a thank-offering.” This lady’s
husband had recently recovered from a severe illness and this was
erroneously taken as a touching allusion to that fact.
The bidding was lively now. The spirit of giving had taken possession
of the First Church, and a burning desire to set themselves right. The
secretary was kept busy taking down the items, for it was to be no
haphazard work this time.
“Madam President,”--it was the treasurer’s voice,--“as you know, I
don’t believe in missionary boxes--they are too often substitutes for
the salaries we owe and haven’t paid--and I have said that I would
never contribute to one; but I’ve got to put in five pounds of candy
for those children if my principles go to smash.”
There was loud and prolonged applause from all present.
“Now, ladies,” said the chair, when the shower of books, toys, sleds,
skates, etc., precipitated by this offer had subsided, “who will
volunteer to pack this box? I foresee that it will be quite a task.”
Then up rose the lady who had packed the barrel.
“I’ll pack the box. I said I wouldn’t, but I will. If Mrs. Outcault’s
principles have gone to smash, it isn’t worth while for me to
try to hold on to mine! And--I will pay the freight myself--as a
trespass-offering.... No, Madam President, I don’t want your check.”
When the merriment had subsided the treasurer took the floor.
“Madam President and Ladies,--I want to give a word of warning. We will
all feel very self-righteous when we go home; and there’s danger in it.
This box is going to be sent out in a spasm of generosity as the barrel
was sent in a spasm of indifference. But let me tell you that _nothing
worth living can be supported on spasms_! If any of you see now that
the time has come to pay dollars instead of duds, and are willing to
live up to your knowledge, hold up your pocket-books!”
From all over the house went up purses and bags of silver, leather, and
filigree.
“Thank the Lord! your conversion is genuine!” cried the treasurer. “But
_give me your checks before you go_!”
The beaming president rose.
“You have disposed of the situation beautifully, ladies. But the barrel
remains. What shall we do with the barrel?”
“Madam President----”
“Mrs. Hall.”
“We have had our thank-offering, our trespass-offering, and any
number of free-will-offerings. I move that we make of the barrel a
burnt-offering!”
It was carried by a rising vote amid wild applause.
TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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