“I hate dancing with a fat man,” Mademoiselle de Nazianzi was saying: “for if you dance at all near him, his stomach hits you, while if you pull away, you catch either the scent of his breath or the hair of his beard.” “But, you innocent baby, _all_ big men haven’t beards,” Countess Medusa Rappa remarked. “Haven’t they? Never mind. Everything’s so beautiful,” the young girl inconsequently exclaimed: “Look at that Thistle! and that Bee! O, you darling!” “Ah, how one’s face unbends in gardens!” the Countess of Tolga said, regarding the scene before her, with a faraway pensive glance. Along the lake’s shore, sheltered from the winds by a ring of wooded hills, shewed many a proud retreat, mirroring its marble terraces to the waveless waters of the lake. Beneath a twin-peaked crag (known locally as the White Mountain whose slopes frequently would burst forth into patches of garlic that from the valley resembled snow) nestled the Villa Clement, rented each season by the Ambassador of the Court of St James, while half-screened by conifers and rhododendrons, and in the lake itself, was St Helena--the home and place of retirement of a “fallen” minister of the Crown. Countess Medusa Rappa cocked her sunshade; “Whose boat is that,” she asked, “with the azure oars?” “It looks nothing but a pea-pod!” the Countess of Tolga declared. “It belongs to a darling, with delicious lips and eyes like brown chestnuts,” Mademoiselle de Lambèse informed. “Ah!... Ah!... Ah!... Ah!...” her colleagues crooned. “A sailor?” The Queen’s maid nodded: “There’s a partner, though,” she added, “A blue-eyed, gashed-cheeked angel....” Mademoiselle de Nazianzi looked away. “I love the lake with the white wandering ships,” she sentimentally stated, descrying in the distance the prince. It was usually towards this time, the hour of the siesta, that the lovers would meet and taste their happiness, but, to-day, it seemed ordained otherwise. Before the heir apparent had determined whether to advance or retreat, his father and mother were upon him, attended by two dowagers newly lunched. “The song of the pilgrim women, how it haunts me,” one of the dowagers was holding forth: “I could never tire of that beautiful, beautiful music! Never tire of it. Ne-ver....” “Ta, ta, ta, ta,” the Queen vociferated girlishly, slipping her arm affectionately through that of her son’s. “How spent you look, my boy.... Those eyes....” His Weariness grimaced. “They’ve just been rubbing in Elsie!” he said. “Who?” “‘Vasleine’ and ‘Nanny-goat’!” “Well?” “Nothing will shake me.” “What are your objections?” “She’s so extraordinarily uninteresting!” “Oh Yousef!” his mother faltered: “_Do you wish to break my heart_?” “We had always thought you too lacking in initiative,” King William said (tucking a few long hairs back into his nose) “to marry against our wishes.” “They say she walks too wonderfully,” the Queen courageously pursued. “What? Well?” “Yes.” “Thank God for it.”