The flower beneath the foot : $b being a record of the early life of St. Laura de Nazianzi and the times in which she livedFirbank, Ronald
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The flower beneath the foot : $b being a record of the early life of St. Laura de Nazianzi and the times in which she lived
Firbank, Ronald
Courts and courtiers -- Fiction; Nuns -- Fiction
“Get rid of the noise for me. _Quiet them._ Or I’ll be too ill,” the
Queen declared, “to leave my room to-night!”
“Should I summon Whisky, Marm?” the Countess asked, but before there
was time to reply the Court physician, Dr Cuncliffe Babcock was
announced.
“I feel I’ve had a relapse, Doctor,” her Dreaminess declared.
Dr Babcock beamed: he had one blind eye--though this did not prevent
him at all from seeing all that was going on with the other.
“Leave it to me, Madam,” he assured, “and I shall pick you up in _no_
time!”
“Not Johnnie, doctor?” the Queen murmured with a grimace. For a glass
of _Johnnie Walker_ at bed-time was the great doctor’s favourite
receipt.
“No; something a little stronger, I think.”
“We need expert attention, too,” the King intervened.
“You certainly are somewhat pale, sir.”
“Whenever I go out,” the King complained, “I get an impression of
raised hats.”
It was seldom King William of Pisuerga spoke in the singular tense, and
Doctor Babcock looked perturbed.
“Raised hats, sir?” he murmured in impressive tones.
“Nude heads, doctor.”
The Queen commenced to fidget. She disliked that the King should appear
more interesting than herself.
“These earrings tire me,” she said, “take them out.”
But the Prince, who seemed to be thoroughly enjoying the success of his
appearance with the crowd, had already begun tossing the contents of
the flower vases into the street.
“Willie ... prevent him! Yousef ... I forbid you!” her Dreaminess
faintly shrieked. And to stay her son’s despoiling hand she skimmed
towards him, when the populace catching sight of her, redoubled their
cheers.
Meanwhile Mademoiselle de Nazianzi had regained again her composure.
A niece of her Gaudiness the Mistress of the Robes (the Duchess of
Cavaljos), her recent début at Court, had been made under the brightest
conceivable of conditions.
Laura Lita Carmen Etoile de Nazianzi was more piquant perhaps than
pretty. A dozen tiny moles were scattered about her face, while on
either side of her delicate nose, a large grey eye surveyed the world
with a pensive critical glance.
“Scenes like that make one sob with laughter,” she reflected, turning
into the corridor where two of the Maids of Honour, like strutting
idols, were passing up and down.
“Is she really very ill? Is she _really_ dying?” they breathlessly
enquired.
Mademoiselle de Nazianzi disengaged herself from their solicitously
entwining arms.
“She is not!” she answered, in a voice full of eloquent inflections.
But beguiled by the sound of marching feet, one of the girls had darted
forward towards a window.
“Oh Blanche, Blanche, Blanchie love!” she exclaimed, “I could dance to
the click of your brother’s spurs.”
“You’d not be the first to, dear darling!” Mademoiselle de Lambèse
replied, adjusting her short shock of hair before a glass.
Mademoiselle de Lambèse believed herself to be a very valuable piece of
goods, and seemed to think she had only to smile to stir up an Ocean of
passion.
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