The flower beneath the foot : $b being a record of the early life of St. Laura de Nazianzi and the times in which she lived — John Shaqi
The flower beneath the foot : $b being a record of the early life of St. Laura de Nazianzi and the times in which she livedFirbank, Ronald
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The flower beneath the foot : $b being a record of the early life of St. Laura de Nazianzi and the times in which she lived
Firbank, Ronald
Courts and courtiers -- Fiction; Nuns -- Fiction
Those who had witnessed the arrival of King Jotifa and his Queen
earlier in the afternoon, were amazed at the alteration of their aspect
now. Both had discarded their European attire for the loosely-flowing
vestments of their native land, and for a brief while there was some
slight confusion among those present as to which was the gentleman,
or which the lady of the two. The king’s beard long and blonde,
should have determined the matter outright, but on the other hand the
Queen’s necklet of reeds and plumes was so very misleading.... Nobody
in Pisuerga, had seen anything to compare to it before. “Marvellous,
though terrifying,” the Court passed verdict.
Attended by their various suites, the royal party gained their places
amid the usual manifestation of loyal respect.
But one of the Royal ladies as it soon became evident was not yet come.
“Where’s Lizzie, Lois?” King William asked, riveting the Archduchess’
empty chair.
“We’d better begin without her, Willie,” the Queen exclaimed, “you know
she never minds.”
And hardly had the company seated themselves when, dogged by a
lady-in-waiting and a maid-of-honour, the Archduchess Elizabeth of
Pisuerga rustled in.
Very old and very bent, and (even) very beautiful, she was looking as
the Grammar-books say, ‘meet’ to be robbed, beneath a formidable tiara,
and a dozen long strands of pearls.
“Forgive me Willie,” she murmured, with a little high shrill tinkling
laugh: “but it was so fine, that after tea I, and a Lady, went paddling
in the Basin of the Nymphs.”
“How was the water?” the King enquired.
The Archduchess repressed a sneeze: “Fresh,” she replied, “but not
too....”
“After sunset, beware dear Aunt, of chills.”
“But for a frog, I believe nothing would have got me out!” the august
lady confessed as she fluttered bird-like to her chair.
Forbidden in youth by parents and tutors alike the joys of paddling
under pain of chastisement, the Archduchess Elizabeth appeared to
find a zest in doing so now. Attended by a chosen lady-in-waiting (as
a rule the dowager Marchioness of Lallah Miranda) she liked to slip
off to one of the numerous basins or natural grottos in the castle
gardens, where she would pass whole hours in wading blissfully about.
Whilst paddling, it was her wont to run over those refrains from the
vaudevilles and operas (with their many shakes and rippling _cadenzi_),
in favour in her day, interspersed at intervals by such cries as: “Pull
up your skirt, Marquise, it’s dragging a little my friend below the
knees ...” or, “A shark, a shark!” which was her way of designating
anything that had fins, from a carp to a minnow.
“I fear our Archduchess has contracted a slight catarrh,” the Mistress
of the Robes, a woman like a sleepy cow, observed, addressing herself
to the Duke of Varna upon her left.
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