"The 'bus is good enough for me. I haven't forgotten how you ran off
the Peters Bridge last fall," said Carter.
"Hang it, man, he wasn't thinking about bridges that time," said the
cheerful bore. "There was a girl with him. Elea--Ahem! I say, old man,
what the devil time is it? Time for the confounded 'bus? Don't want to
miss the train." He had caught the scowl of warning from Carter and,
for a wonder, understood.
"By the way," said Windomshire, irrelevantly, "what was the disturbance
over in O'Brien's Lane this morning? Anybody hurt? I was driving the
car up Andrews' Hill when I saw the excitement. Couldn't make it out.
Were all of the horses running away?"
"Running away!" roared the blase man, forgetting his pose for the first
time. "Running away!" and he broke into a roar of laughter. "Why, that
was the advance guard of the Faraway Country Club. Good Lord, did you
see them coming in?"
"My word, they were coming in. But what was the rush? I came over
to-night to see if any of the women had been hurt. I could have sworn
the horses were absolutely unmanageable. They were tearing through
bushes and taking fences they'd never seen before. Egad, I give you my
word, one of the women took the fence at the south end of the golf
course, and she didn't turn out for the bunker at No. 7, either. She
took it like a bird, and straight across the course she flew on a dead
line for the home green. What the deuce---"
"Sh! Windomshire, it will cost you your life if she hears you. That was
Mrs. Scudaway. You don't know what happened, so I'll tell you. Half a
dozen of the women went out with us for a run over the usual course.
They are among our best and oldest hunters, too. Well, they were
keeping right up with the men and having a splendid hunt, when all of a
sudden a real, live fox dashed into view. By gad, sir, he started a
panic. They'd never seen one in their lives, and they set up a howl
that went clear to heaven. And they started for home--well, you saw 'em
on the stretch. It was great! There never has been such riding in
America. Mrs. Hooper lost her hat in the woods, and Mrs. Graves lost
part of her habit coming through that break in the hedge over there.
That skinny Miss Elperson, who never before has had nerve enough to
jump her horse over the lawn hose, cleared the wall that runs along
O'Brien's mill,--nobody's ever done it before,--and she came in hanging
to the horse's mane and yelling like a wild-cat. Gad, it was two hours
before we got 'em quiet and sent'em to town. They thought it was a
tiger, I understand, although some of them held out for the lion and
the hyena. Mrs. Scudaway was game enough to stay and enjoy the laugh."
"What became of the fox?" demanded the Englishman, his eyes glistening.
At that moment the women came trooping down stairs; the 'bus bell was
clanging sleepily.
"The fox? Oh--er--hanged if I know. I--er---"
"Were you riding?"
"Well--er--just a practice run, you know, old man. Er--I say, ladies,
the 'bus waits!"
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