Cowboys -- Fiction; Montana -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
“Slim, I never suspected you of imagination before,” the Native Son
drawled, and loitered out to where Slim stood still sniffing. “I wonder
if you're catching it from Andy and me. Don't you think you ought to be
vaccinated?”
“That ain't imagination,” Pink called out from within. “When anybody
claims there's sheep in Flying U coulee, that's straight loco.”
“Come on out here and smell 'em yourself, then!” Slim bawled
indignantly. “I never seen such an outfit as this is gittin' to be; you
fellers don't believe nobody, no more. We ain't all Andy Greens.”
Upon hearing this Andy pushed back his chair and strolled outside. He
clapped his hand down upon Slim's fat-cushioned shoulder and swayed him
gently. “Never mind, Slim; you can't all be famous,” he comforted. “Some
day, maybe, I'll teach yuh the fine art of lying more convincingly than
the ordinary man can tell the truth. It is a fine art; it takes a genius
to put it across. Now, the only time anybody doubts my word is when I'm
sticking to the truth hike a sand burr to a dog's tail.”
From away to the west, borne on the wind which swept steadily down the
coulee, came that faint, humming sing-song, which can be made only by a
herd of a thousand or more sheep, all blatting in different keys--or
by a distant band playing monotonously upon the middle octave of their
varied instruments.
“Slim's right, by gracious! It's sheep, sure as yuh live.” Andy did not
wait for more, but started at a fast walk for the stable and his horse.
After him went the Native Son, who had not been with the Flying U long
enough to sense the magnitude of the affront, and Slim, who knew to a
nicety just what “cowmen” considered the unpardonable sin, and the rest
of the Happy Family, who were rather incredulous still.
“Must be some fool herder just crossing the coulee, on the move
somewhere,” Weary gave as a solution. “Half of 'em don't know a fence
when they see it.”
As they galloped toward the sound and the smell, they expressed freely
their opinion of sheep, the men who owned them, and the lunatics who
watched over the blatting things. They were cattlemen to the marrow
in their bones, and they gloried in their prejudice against the woolly
despoilers of the range.
All these years had the Flying U been immune from the nuisance, save for
an occasional trespasser, who was quickly sent about his business. The
Flying U range had been kept in the main inviolate from the little, gray
vandals, which ate the grass clean to the sod, and trampled with their
sharp-pointed hoofs the very roots into lifelessness; which polluted the
water-holes and creeks until cattle and horses went thirsty rather than
drink; which, in that land of scant rainfall, devastated the range
where they fed so that a long-established prairie-dog town was not more
barren. What wonder if the men who owned cattle, and those who tended
them, hated sheep? So does the farmer dread an invasion of grasshoppers.
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