Bildungsromans; Families -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
Fred Babcock, real-estate agent and justice of the peace, in the Norwalk
Block, tucked a small brown flask hurriedly in the bottom drawer of his
desk when he heard somebody coming up the stairs. He threw his “chew” in
the stove and nipped his finger on the hot iron door. He was shaking the
smarting hand and swearing when Nathan appeared in the doorway. There
was some one behind him.
“Mr. Babcock,” asked the boy in a strained voice, “wonder if I could get
you to perform a m-m-marriage?”
“Whose?” gaped Fred.
“Mine! Mine and Miss Richards.”
Fred looked from one to the other blankly.
“Well, of course, if it’s bad as that,” he assented. “Come in! Gawd! I
ain’t hitched nobody for so long b’darned if I know where to look for
the book.”
Milly clung to Nathan frightenedly. Her other hand held her cloak
together, for the dangling button had ceased its dangling somewhere en
route.
Fred found the book in an empty cigar box that had fallen upon a pile of
old overshoes and fishing tackle.
“B’darn! We gotta have a witness!” he declared. “An’ you gotcha license
all proper, aincher?”
Nathan could produce a license but not a witness. Fred departed to
“scare one out.” He was pleased with the prospect of making five dollars
so easily to top off the week,—just like “picking it up in the street.”
While Fred was absent, Milly and Nathan sat stiffly. Dimly in the
grief-stunned boy’s mind was a thought that by this he was going Carol
one better! Wait until she heard! Then too, he never would have to go
back to his father and mother. Milly was all right! As good as the run
of ’em! She was The Sex anyhow and had proved that she loved him. Had
she not stayed at work during the strike? Had she not gone uptown once
and brought him down a basket of supper, unasked?
Fred came back with a colored man in tow,—old Ezra Hassock, janitor for
a half-dozen Main Street blocks and tender of their nocturnal fires. He
wore white overalls and a dented felt hat. The hat had cobwebs on it,
and his hands hung from the length of his arms like smoked hams.
“Well, stand up, and we’ll have the agony over,” was the cheery way the
justice of the peace phrased it. “Gotta ring?”
“Yes,” said Nathan thickly. “I bought one when we came across the square
just now.”
“Well, grab her left lunch-hook and hang on,” was Fred’s equally jovial
way of directing the ceremonies. “You, Ezra! Take the cotton battin’ out
your ears and look like a witness!”
“Ain’t got no cotton battin’ in mah ears!” rejoined Ezra. Thereat all
present laughed. It was an excellent joke.
“_In the name of God, Amen!_”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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