Bildungsromans; Families -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
Incipient hostilities were halted by the appearance—or condition—of the
new boy’s face. Twenty-four years have passed since that morning. I have
beheld many boys. Yet never since a freshly molded clay Adam was
pronounced a reasonably passable job and stood against the nearest rock
to dry has one human being looked into the features of another,
regardless of age, and beheld such freckles.
I once knew a boy who had thirty-one thousand seven hundred and
eighty-four freckles, not counting those behind his ears or a few odd
thousand remaining, sprinkled across the back of his neck. The average
boy manages to worry along with eighteen or twenty thousand. But the
infinity of freckles upon that new boy’s face was beyond all
computation. The Lord might have known the number of hairs in his head,
but there He stopped. It would have been hopeless even to try to
separate those freckles so to compute them, anyhow.
“Aw, you don’t need to tell me your old name,” I condescended. “You’re
one o’ them Forges that’s moved up to Brown’s.”
“Howja guess?”
“I know by your freckles. I heard Lawyer Campbell call your folks ‘them
freckled Forges.’ Your ma’s got ’em and so’s your pa. You’ve all got
’em—like measles ’n itch.”
Instead of growing more bellicose, the new boy became apologetic.
“Yeah, but they ain’t got so many as me—Ma and Pa ain’t. Anyhow, I can’t
help it. I got a torpedoed liver.”
“You gotta _what_?”
“A torpedoed liver!”
“What’s a torpedoed liver?”
He tried to explain. In the light of a maturer understanding, I assume
he meant a torpid liver. But I was little wiser than he that morning, so
one liver was as good as another.
“Year, but they ain’t got so many as me—Ma and Pa leaves. Ma says all us
Forges has got too much iron in our blood and it makes us rust all over,
outside.”
“Iron in yer blood!” I looked at the Forge boy incredulously. Was he
spoofing me?
“Howja know?” I demanded. “Can yer hear it clank together?”
I had a mental suggestion of sundry billets and bars of cold steel,
wagon springs, old horseshoes, machine castings circulating through the
new boy’s system and wondered how he managed it.
“Naw,” he went on. “’Tain’t that kind of iron. It’s all melted or ground
up to powder or sumpin’. I ain’t never heard it make no noise, anyway.”
“Maybe we ain’t got no floatin’ iron in our family,” I defended, “but my
Aunt Lucy’s got sumpin’ just as good and horrible. She’s got floatin’
ribs, three of ’em. Betcha you ain’t got nobody in your old family with
floatin’ ribs.”
It was now the small Forge boy’s turn to show incredulity. And
momentarily I exulted.
“But ribs don’t float,” he contradicted. “They’re hitched to yer
backbone and run around yer stomach like hoops. I seen a pitcher of a
man with his skin off, once. If they was loose and floated, you’d be all
flat and hollow and sort of pushed in across your chest.”
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