Jenny (to Worthy)
Here's something to speed your business, sir.
Worthy
I will take care of the case. I know what to do.
Albert (to Jenny)
Be careful of the money.
Jenny
Don't be concerned. I am sure, body for body, it is in good hands.
(Exit Jenny.)
Albert
You see how this folly grows. Your man doesn't come, and I'm getting
worried.
Worthy
I don't know what's keeping him. He ought to be here. But, relax, I
see him coming.
(Enter Scratch.)
Albert
Ah! Sir, come. We both await your arrival with impatience.
Scratch
A wise philosopher said elegantly: In all things make haste slowly.
I've been doing research for some time to determine if the malady
whose remedy we are seeking resides in the upper or lower regions.
Hippocrates says yes, but Galen says no. It seems to me, time spent
reconciling these gentlemen isn't wasted.
Albert
Have you discovered, sir, from whence her malady proceeds?
Scratch
I've discovered it--clear as crystal.
Albert
So much the better. You must know that the beautiful patient is
continuously developing some new crisis in her illness. In these
remote parts, there are no doctors. This gentleman has counseled me to
put her in your hands.
Scratch
Without doubt, she'd be better in his. But, I hope to expend my
efforts usefully.
Albert
You have cured these diseases before?
Scratch
Me? Have I cured them? Ah, truly, so I believe. There's a bit of magic
in my art. With three words, that I was taught by a Jew in Arabia, I
cured a child in the Congo, a kid who really had quite a case of
vertigo. I leave it to doctors to practice their science on diseases
which pain the body. The object of my specialty is more noble. It
cures all ills which attack the mind. I wish you were to become manic
now--atrabalious, mad, even hypochondriacal. So as to have the
pleasure of rendering you as wise as I am by tomorrow--and healthy in
body, too.
Albert
Sir, I am obliged to you for such great zeal.
Scratch
Without wasting time, let's go to the beautiful patient.
Albert (stopping him)
No, sir, if you please, there's no need. I am going to take the
trouble to bring her to you.
(Exit Albert.)
Worthy
Everything's going well. Fortune interests herself in our cause. In
your absence Arabella, by means of a beautiful ruse, has figured out
how to extract these hundred crowns from Albert.
Scratch (amazed)
How'd she do that?
Worthy
You'll learn everything in time. Now, we must find a way to save
Arabella, and be off, without losing a moment. We'll only be able to
separate her from this wretch for a single instant. Albert won't leave
her, and even follows her about, so we don't know what to do.
Scratch
Rely on me. I'll manage it! You have wit, I am not stupid--and the
pretended patient understands the merest hint.
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