Eustace was now just twenty-two, and he had already partially succeeded
in his ambition. His mask had deceived his world, and Mr. Bembridge’s
prophecy about him was beginning to be fulfilled. He had done nothing
specially intellectual or athletic, was not particularly active either
with limbs or brain; but people had begun to notice and to talk about
him, to discuss him with a certain interest, even with a certain
wonder. The newspapers occasionally mentioned him as a dandy, a fop,
a whimsical, irresponsible creature, yet one whose vagaries were not
entirely without interest. He had performed some extravagant antic in a
cotillon, or worn some extraordinary coat. He had invented a new way
of walking one season, and during another season, although in perfect
health, he had never left the house, declaring that movement of any kind
was ungentlemanly and ridiculous, and that an imitation of harem life
was the uttermost bliss obtainable in London. His windows in Carlton
House Terrace had been latticed, and when his friends came there to see
him they found him lying, supported by cushions, on a prayer-carpet,
eating Eastern sweetmeats from a silver box.
But he soon began to tire of this deliberate imprisonment, and to reduce
buffoonery to a modern science. His father was a rich man, and he was an
only child. Therefore he was able to gratify the supposed whims, which
were no whims at all. He could get up surprise parties, which really
bored him, carry out elaborate practical jokes, give extraordinary
entertainments at will. For his parents acquiesced in his absurdities,
were even rather proud of them, thinking that he followed his
Will-o’-the-wisp of a fancy because he was not less, but more, than
other young men. In fact, they supposed he must be a genius because he
was erratic. Many people are of the same opinion, and declare that a
goose standing on its head must be a swan. By degrees Eustace Lane’s
practical jokes became a common topic of conversation in London, and
smart circles were in a perpetual state of mild excitement as to what
he would do next. It was said that he had put the latchkey of a Duchess
down the back of a Commander-in-Chief; that he had once, in a country
house, prepared an apple-pie bed for an Heir-apparent, and that he had
declared he would journey to Rome next Easter in order to present a
collection of penny toys to the Pope. Society loves folly if it is
sufficiently blatant. The folly of Eustace was just blatant enough to
be more than tolerated--enjoyed. He had by practice acquired a knack
of being silly in unexpected ways, and so a great many people honestly
considered him one of the cleverest young men in town.
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