The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
When the dinner was at last completed and sent to table, the master-cook
straightened himself and gave a short order, which was immediately
obeyed. I saw him go into the scullery near by and souse his head and
neck in a bucket of cold water. In a trice the tables of his late
business were cleared, and the scullions laid out the materials for
supper. These were, as may be supposed, distinguished by abundance
rather than refinement: a dish of tripe, a chine of beef, spaghetti in
wash-hand basins, onion salad with garlic, sausages, blood-puddings,
pigs' feet in vinegar. High wicker flasks of wine stood in iron cages,
to be swung down by the finger; there was one bottle of water: all was
ready. But nobody sat down until the master-cook appeared. The men stood
on one side of the table, the maids on the other, like soldiers on
parade. He entered, the huge fellow, red from his cold douche, his hair
all rumpled from the rude embraces of the jack-towel, and walked over to
the men's side, wiping the wet from his ears as he went. He stood--this
captain of the kitchen--in front of his company, and with a sweeping and
appraising eye surveyed the ordered nymphs. He selected the partner of
his choice, a modest-mannered creature who answered to the name of
Gentucca; she came forward and stood by his side. With no more waiting
he took his seat at the head of the board, and, plunging his fingers
into a steaming bowl of spaghetti, began to gobble at it in the
unedifying way which his nation have--and which, indeed, the dish
demands. Gentucca sat at his right hand, but took nothing until she had
helped him to drink. Meantime the others had made their arrangements--
from the second in command down to the merest pot-boy selections had
been made from among the maids. I heard, "Lisabetta, come here," or,
"No, no, Liperata, I have chosen you"--or it was Caterina, or Giocosa,
or Bettina, as the case may have been. To be brief, down sat everybody
in the kitchen, Jack by his Gill, save my unhappy self.
It was the highly favoured Gentucca who pointed me out to the Grand
Master of the Cooks. As I still wore the cape and long coat of
Aquamorta's servant I was naturally accepted as such. The master-cook,
who saw directly that I was a foreigner, courteously invited me to the
right hand of Gentucca, ordering a bouncing girl of the name of Maria-
Maddelena to make room for me. She very pleasantly did so; my plate was
heaped, my cup was filled; all the company stood up and drank my health.
Nothing could have been kinder than this humble society. My eyes clouded
more than once to recognise it.
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