The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
My host exerted himself to entertain me, though he tried (and I cannot
blame him) to entertain the company at the same time. Perhaps his
curiosity got the better of his good nature; certainly he pumped me as
dry as I could be induced to go, and it was not until he had learned
everything I cared to tell him that he remembered that he could impart
as well as receive. He discussed my master (as he supposed him to be),
the cavaliere, and by what he told me gave me some entertainment not
unmixed with anxiety. That obliging and imperturbable person was, I
found out, a gentleman of fortune--a term which implies that he was not
a gentleman at all and had no kind of fortune but what he could secure
of his neighbours. He travelled like a prince, and spent his money
freely, but all was, as my host said, a case of casting nets. "Not but
what my gentleman loves his belly as much as you or I," said the master-
cook; "and small blame to him if he do. A man's head has no more stout
ally than his paunch, while it is well lined, and no more arrant
deserter if he cut short the supplies. But if you suppose, sir, that the
banquet which I have sent upstairs is all for Aquamorta and his lady to
consume en tete-a-tete, you know very little about him. Why, I'll wager
that demirep of a valet of his has collected half our young blades to
the board. Good food, good wine, good talk there will be, never fear.
And afterwards--what follows? So soon as the tables are cleared out come
the cards and the fishes. His Excellency, to oblige the company, will
make a faro-bank; the company--well fed and well drunken--to oblige his
Excellency, will punt. The signora will do the same for the ladies, the
ladies for the signora. Now do you see the drift of his net? Should any
little dispute arise--as will be on occasion--the cavaliere's sword is
at the disposition of the gentleman offended. He is something of a
marksman, too, as you cannot fail to have heard if you are a traveller.
He has killed a man and undone a couple of ladies in every Court of
Europe. He has been under the leads at Venice, and out again, deuce
knows how. He has been expelled from half the cities of Italy, and has
turned the story into capital in the other half. A most exorbitant,
irresistible droll of a master you have there, sir; but who his decoy-
duck of the moment may be, I dare say you can tell better than I. A fine
young woman, and a cool hand, I could see for myself. I thought she
looked waspish and gave herself more graces than were hers by nature. He
has a taste for a bitter with his food, it appears; something tart and
sharp to give an edge to his palate, perhaps. Do you happen to know her
name?"
I said she was known to me as Donna Virginia, whereat he laughed gaily,
and taking Gentucca round the waist, kissed her heartily, saying that
she was the virgin for him.
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