The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
"His servant," said the voice from the cloud, "and servant of his
illustrious father. Don Francis, be accommodated; let your mind be at
ease. Your baggage? These fellows are here for it. Your valise? I carry
it. Your hand? I take it. Follow me."
These words were accompanied by action of the most swift and singular
kind. Mr. Strelley saw two porters scramble after his portmanteaux, had
his valise reft from his hand, and that hand firmly grasped before he
could frame his reply. The vehemence of this large perspiring sage
caused the struggle between pride and civility to be short; such faint
protests as he had at command passed unheeded in the bustle and could
not be seen in the dark.
Vehement, indeed, in all that he did was Dr. Porfirio Lanfranchi,
Professor of Civil Law: it was astonishing that a bulk so large and
loosely packed could be propelled by the human will at so headlong a
speed. Yet, spurred by that impetus alone, he pounded and splashed
through the puddled, half-lit street of Padua at such a rate that Mr.
Strelley, though longer in the leg, fully of his height, and one quarter
his weight, found himself trotting beside his conductor like any
schoolboy. The position was humiliating, but it did not seem possible to
escape it. The doctor took everything for granted; and besides, he so
groaned and grunted at his labours, his goaded flesh protested so
loudly, the pitfalls were so many, and the pace so severe, that nothing
in the world seemed of moment beyond preserving foothold. Along the
winding way--between the half-discerned arcades, palace gateways, black
entries, church portals--down the very middle of the street flew master
and pupil without word spoken. They reached the Pra, skirted its right-
hand boundary for some hundreds of yards, and came to the door of a
tall, narrow, white house. Upon this door the doctor kicked furiously
until it was opened; then, with a malediction upon the oaf who snored
behind it, up he blundered, three stairs at a time, Strelley after him
whether or no; and stayed not in his rush towards the stars until he had
reached the fourth-floor landing, where again he kicked at a door; and
then, releasing his victim's hand, took off hat and wig together and
mopped his dripping pate, as he murmured, "Chaste Madonna, what a
ramble! What a stroll for the evening, powerful Mother of us all!" Such
a stroll had never yet been taken by Mr. Francis Strelley of Upcote in
his one-and-twenty years' experience of legs; nor did he ever forget
this manner of being haled into Italy, nor lose his feeling of extremely
helpless youth in the presence of the doctor, his tutor and guardian.
But to suppose the business done by calculation of that remarkable man
is to misapprehend him altogether. Dr. Lanfranchi's head worked, as his
body did, by flashes. He calculated nothing, but hit at everything; hit
or miss, it might be--but "Let's to it and have done" was his battle-
cry.
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