The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
"Your honour will take cold in the chest," says he, "that's very plain;
but long before that can declare itself your honour will be lodged in
the madhouse. And what is Madam Aurelia to say, by your leave, to an
undressed young gentleman which she declined to say to a dressed one?
Let me tell you, young sir," he added with a sneer, "Siena's not the
only city in Italy where there are madmen."
"Man," I said, "what is it to me, do you suppose, whether I am in a
madhouse or a prison this night? I intend for Siena, and shall certainly
get there in good time. Now I will ask you to leave me."
"Tis your honour is for leaving, not I," said he, "and though I shall be
taking a liberty, it's in a case of bad-is-the-best I do believe." He
took off his jacket and put it on the bed.
"What are you proposing, Beppo?" said I.
"A strait-waistcoat," said he, and came at me with determination.
I was his master in a very few minutes, for I was much stronger than he
reckoned for. When I had him at my discretion, I let him get up and thus
addressed him:
"I have every reason to be extremely offended with you," I said, "but I
believe that you have acted honestly. Let me, however, recommend you not
to interfere in the private and personal affairs of gentlemen until you
have fitted yourself to understand them. I am going upon a journey in a
manner which appears becoming to one who is responsible for these
lamentable troubles. I shall leave my property here in your charge, but
will ask you to accept such of those articles as are on the floor as may
be of use to you. When you see me again it will be as your indulgent
master; but he who now bids you farewell is unworthy to shake your
hand."
He nevertheless took my hand and kissed it devotedly immediately
afterwards he had fallen upon my discarded trifles.
"Excellency! Excellency!" he cried, gasping, "what bounty! what
splendour of soul!" He fingered my watch, listened to it. "It goes yet--
it is a famous watch!" He babbled like a happy child. "Mechlin stuff,
every thread of it!" He smoothed out the lace ends of my cravat. So he
ran through the silly things one after another--shoes which he could not
wear, a sword which he could not use, a coat which must exhibit him a
monkey--he grovelled before me and would have kissed my foot, but that I
shrank from him in disgust. "Horrible, venal Venetian," I said, "thou
hast shown me one more degraded than I." He was out of sight with his
bundle of treasures before I could finish my reproof, and I busied
myself with my last preparations.
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