The Forged Note: A Romance of the Darker RacesMicheaux, Oscar
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The Forged Note: A Romance of the Darker Races
Micheaux, Oscar
African Americans -- Fiction
"M-m," said he, running his eyes over the order list. "See yu' have Lem
Jackson down he' fo' one."
"Yes," said the other; "seems to be quite a fine fellow," he commented.
"M-m; but a bigger liah they ain't in town." He was not much excited by
the statement, and went on calmly: "He's fine all right, though--to
drink whiskey. M-m. Fight 'n' steal, and lay around drunk, and go
regularly to jail, and likewise have somebody pay him out. I have done
so myself, a few times, 's why I happen t' know. M-m. Two times in
succession I have done that in the last thirty days. M-m; but the next
time he gets his black hide in there, in so fo' 's I'm concerned, he c'n
stay. Yeh, 'n' 'twouldn't 'sprise me 'f the officers didn' come rid'n up
at any time fo' 'im, 'cause 'es been actin' mighty suspicious the last
few days. I'n bet he's been int' somethin'."
"Heah! Heah!" he cried, jumping from the counter and hurrying to the
platform in front, "what'n the devil you all makin' all this he' noise
'bout!"
"O-oh, uncle," cried a little one, grasping his trousers and looking up,
"the p'lice uz jes' gone ova the hill wi' Lem Jackson. Dey has 'rested
'im fo' stealin' coppa wiah."
Sadly, Wyeth drew his pencil through a name he had written not an hour
before.
"I'm glad to get your opinion concerning these, Elder," he said
gratefully. "The ones we have had down here have been pretty good, and I
don't wish to be cherishing expectations that are not likely to be
realized. So tell me, if you don't mind, who can be relied on."
"Aw, I do'n mind," he rumbled; "'cause them that's all right is all
right; and them that ain't, ain't. So whateve' I tell you 's all the
same in the end, exceptin' you won't need t' build on them that ain't.
"These people who had oh'd, 'n' took the' books so readily, 'n' did'n'
haf t' wait fo' pay day, ah, among the good people we got out he',
that's the reason." He took the paper from Wyeth's hand, and, pointing
out the names, he began:
"He's Joe Sim's now, I see you have, 's as good as gold. You c'n count
that book delivered; also I see you have Tom Hutchis, 'n' 'es O.K. Jerry
Carter is also; but here's Joe Tuttle, outside-a Lem Jackson, a bigger
liah, gambler--tin horn gambler, never lived; 'n' he caint read, why has
he subscribed fo' the book?" The other looked at the name, and then
said:
"I think Miss Palmer took that order."
"Aw, that's it. He's chivalrous, all right, and would be gallant enough
to subscribe to anything a woman's carrying around; but he won't be man
'nough t' take it, 'n' he knows it." At this point he laid the list
down, stuck his big stomach forward, rested his hands thereupon, and
with his finger to emphasize, he forthwith gave Wyeth a lecture on
Negroology.
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