The Forged Note: A Romance of the Darker RacesMicheaux, Oscar
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The Forged Note: A Romance of the Darker Races
Micheaux, Oscar
African Americans -- Fiction
"I been runnin' this sto' heah fo' thoiteen yeahs, 'n' lemme tell y',
brother, I know these nigga's fo' what they is." He paused a moment, and
surveyed the list again, critically. Then, laying it down, said: "Jump
up on the counter and rest yo'se'f, I gotta story t' tell yu'." Wyeth
obeyed, and John Smith began.
"I was run outta Geo'gi', 'n' I ain' 'shame to admit it; but
notwithstandin' the fact, 'twas a mistake 'n' aftwa'd the whi' people
found it out 'n' was sorry, 'n' wanted me t' return. That, however, was
afta I was ove' he' 'n' doin' business, 'n' mo' bus'ness than I had eve'
done befo'. So I jes' thanked them fo' admittin' to the mistake, 'n'
stay's he'. Well, 's I was sayin', I came ove' he' 'n' sta'ted a sto'. I
had owned a big fa'm back the' in Geo'gi', 'n' I received $10,000 fo' it
'n' put's most uv it in th' sto' 'n' trusted cullud people. In three
ye's I's broke--flat broke. Did'n' have nothin' but my credit. I had
opened that sto' wi' the finest stock of eve'thing: Clothing, boots 'n'
shoes, groceries 'n' hardware, 'n' 's I said, trusted my people.
"Now a nigga, with rare exceptions, will not pay 'n' hones' debt, oh,
no! He'll lie, 'n' lie, 'n' lie! T' make a long story sho't, they lied
me outta bus'ness. So I broke, but wi' plenty sense, I sta'ted all ove'
agin, wi' the help of the Lawd 'n' the whi' people, what knowed I was
hones' 'n' ambitious.
"That was ten yeah's ago. Seven ye's ago I made a 'rangement wi' the
Semet Solvay Company t' give these da'kies credit, and th' company has
since then, held the amount from the' pay envelope. From then on I began
to climb, but I had a drawback that was like a tick in my shirt, but
I'll git t' that later. Now nobody c'n say I gets my money by holding up
these nigga's, either; fo' I gives 's much 'n' mo' fo' th' money than
does the average sto' keeper 'bout he'.
"And so, with the help a th' Lawd, and a good wife, I have now
twenty-nine houses 'n' lots, 'n' a little money besides. And he' comes
the drawback I sta'ted t' speak uv. Eve' week that comes ove' my head, I
mus' spend good money t' get some a these low-down big mouth nigga's
outta jail. Last ye', 'n' you wouldn't b'lieve it, but I spent nine
hund'd dollahs a-gettin' nigga's outta jail, 'n' this ye' promises t'
exceed that."
"But why will you pay their fines?" exclaimed the other. "Why don't you
let the skunks stay and work it out?"
"That's it! That's it!" he exclaimed, moving about on the counter. "I
swear at the end of each ye' that I ain' go'n pay another fine, but they
pr'ceed diligently t' get locked up, 'n' I, bye and bye, comes fo'th wi'
the long green 'n' pays'm out.
"Now he's a incident uv it: Take this heh Lem Jackson, fo' instance. A
low-down o'nry hound, it would be a blessing t' this dirty little
district 'f he was in his grave; but the troubles comes by him not being
there. So he, on earth a-runnin' a-roun'; but wi' a family--a wife 'n'
chillun a-hollerin' fo' bread.
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