The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
"But how come they to be in the park at all, Mr. Blunt? I thought the
whole of the park was reserved for deer."
"Why, so it used to be, my lady," answered the steward; "but you see,
my lady, I just thought it would be clean waste of good feed not to
have a few sheep in."
"And how long has this been carried on?" demanded Lady Anne.
"Why, I can't just say, my lady," replied the steward, "not having the
books handy."
"And to whom do they belong?" demanded Lady Anne.
"Why, for that matter, they may be your ladyship's, if you like," said
the steward; "they are not that dear, of the money."
Lady Anne burst into a violent fit of laughter at the man's
pertinacious evasions--so gay, so light-hearted, so good-humoured,
that, joined with the shrewd glance of her eye, it quite upset good
Mr. Hargrave's gravity, and utterly confounded the steward, who
clearly perceived, with no very pleasant feeling, that she saw through
him to the very backbone.
Waving her hand to stop any further explanations, she said--
"Very well, Mr. Blunt; very well. I have not the least doubt that
they are very excellent sheep, and that you have very excellent
reasons for everything; but I think they are out of place in my park,
and therefore, I must beg that you will have every one of them removed
before noon to-morrow; the whole of the fences which you have planted
taken away, and every vestige removed which your woolly tenants may
have left behind. The ground must also be rolled with a large roller.
I should desire also to have the carriage-drive, from the side both of
Belford and Wooler, rolled likewise, the branches which overhang the
road trimmed away to the full height of the top of a carriage, and
some gravel put down in those deep ruts at the bottom of the valleys,
between this and the great gates. Moreover, you will be so good as to
send up all the poultry, eggs, and butter which are available, and
direct the gamekeepers to bring up all the trout they can catch. They
must also shoot a buck, and see for a leveret or two. Of course the
poultry-yard is well stocked, as the farm makes such a large item in
the accounts. All that I have mentioned must be done before to-morrow
night, as I am about to take up my residence here to-morrow, and
expect friends during that evening or the morning after, who will stay
with me for some days. The park paling on each side of the gate, too,
must be mended, and a new lock put upon the gates themselves."
"Heaven preserve us, my lady!" exclaimed Mr. Blunt; "it will be quite
impossible to get all this done before to-morrow night."
"I am very sorry to hear it," replied Lady Anne, "for it must be done,
and somebody must be found to do it. So, if you cannot accomplish it,
I must----"
"Oh, I didn't say I couldn't accomplish it, my lady; only it'll be
desperate hard work, and there is hardly time."
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