The Fortunes of the Colville Family; or, A Cloud with its Silver LiningSmedley, Frank E. (Frank Edward)
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The Fortunes of the Colville Family; or, A Cloud with its Silver Lining
Smedley, Frank E. (Frank Edward)
Christmas stories; English fiction -- 19th century; Families -- Fiction
Now it happened that Master Hugh wore turn-over collars, famous for two
peculiarities, viz., the moment they were put on, clean and smooth, they
became rumpled and dirty--and the strings by which they were fastened,
were the victims to a suicidal propensity for tearing themselves
violently off, so that the amount of starch, labour, and tape, required
to preserve these collars in an efficient condition, formed a serious
item in the household expenditure.
Although the excellent factotum, Sarah, declared upon oath (not a _very_
naughty one) that she had reviewed the delinquents cautiously that day
fortnight, and been able to report them fitted for service, yet, at the
eleventh hour, when she was actually packing Hugh’s box, there were
only three strings and a quarter remaining among the twelve collars,
and there was no reliance to be placed even upon them. Moreover, on
examination, there was discovered to have been such a run upon tape, of
late, that not an inch of that useful article was forthcoming throughout
the entire establishment. Under these appalling circumstances, Emily
nobly volunteered to go to Flatville, and invest capital in the purchase
of a “whole piece of tape.” But the boys were absent on a skating
expedition; and the roads were slippery, and the pony had not been
roughed, and Emily, not liking to walk by herself, set off, no way loth,
to enlist Caroline Selby as her companion.
Here, however, a difficulty arose. Mr. Selby was just starting in
his phaeton, to drive over to the railroad station, two miles beyond
Flatville, and his daughter was going with him, for the sake of a drive.
Caroline was perplexed: had it been only to give up her own plans, she
would gladly have done so; but between her father and her friend, a
double sacrifice was required of her, and being only a single woman,
she was unable to meet the demand. Mr. Selby, happily, hit upon an
expedient. He proposed a compromise: Miss Colville should do him the
honour to take a seat in his phaeton (he called it ph_ee-a_ton), _he_
would drive her as far as Flatville; his _daughter_ should alight with
her: they should make their _little_ purchases (the words in italics he
uttered in a tone of the tenderest affection); and the ph_ee-a_ton, in
returning from the station, should call and pick them up.
Mr. Selby was a very polite man; and perpetually rubbed his hands
together, as though he were playing at washing them, a habit possibly
induced by a consciousness of all the dirty work he had performed. Emily
patronised him, steadily disbelieving everything that was hinted against
him, because he was Caroline’s father,--a piece of scepticism, amiable,
illogical, and womanly, which we rather admire in the young lady than
otherwise.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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