"The Fotygraft Album": Shown to the New Neighbor by Rebecca Sparks Peters Aged Eleven — John Shaqi
"The Fotygraft Album": Shown to the New Neighbor by Rebecca Sparks Peters Aged ElevenWing, Francis Marion
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"The Fotygraft Album": Shown to the New Neighbor by Rebecca Sparks Peters Aged Eleven
Wing, Francis Marion
American wit and humor, Pictorial; Photograph albums -- Humor
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"The Fotygraft Album"
Shown to the New Neighbor by
Rebecca Sparks Peters
Aged Eleven
[Illustration]
Drawings and Text by
Frank Wing
Chicago
The Reilly & Britton Co.
Copyright, 1915
by
The Reilly & Britton Co.
First Edition Published May 7, 1915
Second Edition Published Aug. 23, 1915
Third Edition Published Nov. 10, 1915
Fourth Edition Published Dec. 15, 1915
Fifth Edition Published Jan. 5, 1916
Sixth Edition Published May 1, 1916
Seventh Edition Published Sept. 1, 1916
[Illustration: "TURN OVER"]
"Why, how d'do, Mrs. Miggs? Come right on in. Ma's jist run over t'
Smith's a minute t' borruh some thread and some m'lasses and a couple uh
aigs. Aw! yes, come on--she'll be right back. Let's see: S'pose we set on
th' sofa and I'll show yuh th' album, so's yuh'll kinda begin t' know some
of our folks. We like t' be real neighborly and make new folks feel t'
home. There! now we're fixed.
"This here first one's ma when she was little. Ain't she cute? Her Uncle
Seth kep' a store up t' Davenport and he give her them furs. Real mink, I
think it was.
"Turn over."
[Illustration]
"That's Aunt Mary Jane Darnell. Her jimpson-weed salve and peach
perserves was th' best he ever see, pa says. She couldn't abide a man that
primped."
[Illustration]
"Them's grampa and gramma Sparks, ma's pa and ma. Grampa liked bees and
made lots of money off'm honey. He was awful good t' gramma.
"Ma says you kin allus trust a bee man."
[Illustration]
"Here's Ferdinand Ashur Peebles, a favorite cousin of ma's. He ain't got
much time fer them 't ain't so good as what he is, so pa don't like him so
very well. Says he's a hippercrit. One time ma was showin' this pitchure
t' somebody and she says, 'This is a boy we're proud of: Cousin Ferd, full
of good works--' 'and prunes,' pa puts in, and it made ma awful mad.
"Turn over."
[Illustration]
"Them's pa's pa and ma, grampa 'n' gramma Peters. Jist look at her feet!
All her folks toes in--even pa, some, but he denies it. Grampa's got a
turribul temper. Onct he was up in a tree a-sawin' out limbs and a little
branch scratched him onto his head and he turned round quick's a wink,
a-snarlin', and bit it right smack off. Fact!"
[Illustration]
"That's Sophrony Ann Gowdey, kind of a distant cousin of ma's. She's
gifted weth th' secont sight. Onct when grampa lost his false teeth they
called her in and she set right here in this room and tranced and after a
bit she woke up suddent and says, wild like, 'Seek ye within th' well!'
she says; so they done it, but they didn't find 'm. But only a week
afterwards, when they cleaned th' cistern, there them teeth was. Pa says,
'Well, anyhow, Phrony knowed they was in th' damp,' he says.
"Turn over."
[Illustration]
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