The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
The chronicler is tempted to linger a little over these happy and
prosperous persons, and forecast the further glories that inevitably
await them. At present a certain number of the Vere de Veres turn up
their patrician noses when Marigolds are mentioned, which is exceedingly
foolish of them, considering that it is out of Marigolds that the very
best Vere de Veres have been made. The Marigolds will win eminence and
renown by their industry, their riches, and their colossal
respectability. That was how the Vere de Veres became the cream of the
country, and instead of calling the Marigolds ‘those tradesmen,’ they
would be wiser to hail them as cousins who will buttress up some of
their own tottering lines (if their sons and daughters can only manage
to marry into the Marigolds) by reinforcing them with their own vigorous
blood, their wealth, and not least, their respectability. In the next
generation Oswald Owen Vivian Lancelot will be Earl of Ballamuck and
Viscount Marigold, and his children, of whom he has only eleven at
present, will be Members of Parliament, and hard-working soldiers and
diplomatists, with peeresses for sisters. When a few more years have
rolled, the Vere de Veres will have to respect them, for they will be
Vere de Veres, good, strong, honest Vere de Veres, the pick of the
bunch, for with their healthy bodies, active brains, and, above all,
their untarnished respectability, they are precisely the folk on whom
honours pour down in spate. And what _is_ the use of affecting to
despise a family that in a hundred years will number bishops and
ambassadors and generals among its collaterals, and will certainly have
a family banner in St. George’s chapel?
CHAPTER TWO
AUNT GEORGIE
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