The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
By this time his step-mother was dead (Georgie did a lovely crayon of
her after death), and two out of his three plain sisters had married.
The other used often to stay with him in London, and often he would
bring quite a large party of young people down to the house in Sussex,
where they had great romps. Georgie was quite at his best when
entertaining in his own house, and he liked nothing better every now and
then than a pillow-fight in the passage, when, emitting shrill screams
of dismay and rapture, and clad in a discreet dressing-gown over his
mauve silk pyjamas, he laughed himself speechless at the ‘fun,’ and bore
the breakage of the glass of his water-colour pictures with the utmost
good-humour. But when he had had enough himself, he expected that
everybody else should have had enough too, therein disclosing the fell
features of Aunt Georgie.
Georgie did not, as the greyer seas of the forties and fifties began to
engulf him, fall into the errors of grizzly kittens, but took quite
kindly to spectacles when he wanted to read the paper or write his
letters, and made no secret of his annual visit to Harrogate, to purge
himself of the gouty tendencies which he had inherited from his father.
He did not, of course, announce the fact that he had had a fresh supply
of teeth, or that he had instructed his dentist to give a studied
irregularity to them, and it is possible that he used a little hair-dye
on his moustache which he clipped in the new fashion, leaving only two
small tufts of hair like tails below his nostrils, but he quite dropped
pillow-fights, though keeping up his music and his embroidery, and more
than keeping up the increasing ill-nature of his tittle-tattle. He made
great pets of his chauffeur’s children, who in their artless way
sometimes called him ‘Daddy’ or ‘Grandpa.’ He did not quite like either
of these appellations, and their mother was instructed to impress on
their infant minds that he was ‘Mister Uncle Georgie.’ But ‘Miss Auntie
Georgie’ would have been far more appropriate.
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