The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
It is all rather sad for poor Winny-pinny. It is as if she desired the
rainbow that hangs athwart the thundercloud. But ever, as faint yet
pursuing she attempts to approach, it recedes with equal speed. Indeed,
it is receding faster than she pursues now, for her hair is getting to
be of dimmer gold, and the skin at the outer corners of those poor eyes,
ever looking out for unreal lovers, is beginning faintly to suggest the
aspect of a muddy lane, when a flock of sheep have walked over it,
leaving it trodden and dinted.
CHAPTER SEVEN
THE GRIZZLY KITTENS
A fount of perennial youthfulness has been and will be the blessing and
curse of certain people’s existence. Up to the age of about thirty-five
for a woman and round about forty for a man, it is an admirable thing to
feel that the morning of life is still lingering in rosy cloudlets about
you, but when these austere ages have been arrived at, it is wiser for
those who still behave like imperishable children to recollect,
impossible though they will find the realisation of it without
exercising patience and determination, that, though their immortal souls
are doubtless imperishable, they are no longer boys and girls. Otherwise
the dreadful fate of becoming grizzly kittens will soon lay ambushes for
them, and to be a grizzly kitten does not produce at all the same
impression as being an imperishable child. Like Erin in the song and
King David in the psalm, they should remember and consider the days of
old, and attempt quietly and constantly to do a little subtraction sum,
whereby they will ascertain how far the days of old have receded from
them. Their spring-tide has ebbed a long way since then: they are
swimming in it no longer, they are not even paddling, but they are
standing just a little gaunt and skinny high up on the beach, with
wisps of dry sea-weed whistling round their emaciated ankles. Almost
invariably those threatened with grizzly kittenhood are spare and thin,
for this fact encourages the pathetic delusion that they have youthful
figures, and in a dim light, to eyes that are losing their early
pitilessness of vision they doubtless seem slim and youthful to
themselves, though they rarely present this appearance to each other.
But it is very uncommon to find a stout grizzly kitten: amplitude makes
it impossible to skip about, and cannot be so readily mistaken by its
hopeful possessors for youthful slimness.
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