The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Well, there were other places in the world besides New York, places
where there grew social trees of far greater antiquity and magnificence,
and she settled to climb the London tree. But she felt that she would
get on better there at first without her husband. He was rather too fond
of telling people what he paid for his Raphaels and how fast his special
train went. When she had climbed right up among the topmost branches,
she would send for him, and let a rope down to him, and he might quote
as many prices as he chose, but she felt with the unerring instinct of
a born climber that he would be in the way at first, even as he had been
in New York. She talked it over quite amicably with him that night,
while the still air vibrated with the sound of the band next door and
the screams of Nittie, and he cordially consented to the experiment.
Money _ad libitum_ was to be hers, and it was to be her business to get
somewhere where the screams of Nittie would be no more to them than the
cries of the milkman in the street. He, meantime, was to amuse himself
with the special train and the Gobelin tapestry and the steam-yacht, and
make himself as comfortable as he could, while his wife made this broad
outflanking movement on New York.
So one May afternoon Sarah Whitehand, with twenty-two trunks and a
couple of maids and her own indomitable will, arrived at the Ritz Hotel
in Piccadilly, and set about her business. She dined alone in the
restaurant, read the small paragraphs in the evening paper, and ordered
a box at the opera. She was an insignificant little personage in the way
of physical advantages, being short, and having a face which owned no
particular features. She had, it is true, two eyes, a nose and a mouth,
for the absence of any of them would have made her conspicuous, which
she was
[Illustration: Climbers: The Perpendicular]
not, but there was nothing to be said about them. They were just there:
two of them greenish, one of them slightly turned up, while the other
was but a hole in her face. She was not ugly any more than she was
pretty; she was merely nothing at all; you did not look twice at her.
But if you had, it might have struck you that there was something
uncommonly shrewd about the insignificant objects which supplied the
place of features. Also, when she was determined to do anything, you
would have seen that she had a chin.
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